LET IT BE KNOWN both near and far, to Windows Vista users and to all the
Nations of the Earth, that this DECLARATION is made:

ALL SPACE (define as any point at a greater distance then 100 kilometres
above from the surface and into the interior of the Earth along a line
containing the point of the center of the Earth and intersecting the surface
of the Earth) is claimed by CANADA as Canadian territory possessed by Canada
and intrinsically Canadian both now and forevermore.

Let it be known that any claim of any point, planet, planetoid, sun, stellar
body, meteor, moon, galaxy, nebula, system of bodies or any other entity of
known or unknown type or kind is null and void unless it is a claim made by
a Canadian for Canada or by Jesus the Christ Himself when He establishes the
Kingdom (otherwise known as "the marginal upgrade to CANADA" or "CANADA
II").

SUCH is the way it is and will be henceforth.

[Special Exception: the Moon]
With a nod to the extraordinary hoax that was the supposed landing of "man"
on the Moon and the supposed placing of the rebel rag thereupon, some
people of the earth think The United States of America has a special place
claim on the Moon.

Therefore, in goodwill and benevolency, and lest citizens of the United
States of America bear any undo ridicule, CANADA grants The United States of
America one, 75 year, limited license on the Sea of Tranquility for peaceful
scientific activity and use. America is limited to the Sea only and 100
meters of SPACE directly above and directly below the Sea as defined along
direct lines to the center of the Moon intersecting the surface of the Sea.

America also MAY use SPACE for the duration of the license to travel to and
from the Sea of Tranquility.
The United States MAY NOT use SPACE or the Sea of Tranquility for military
purposes.

Furthermore, the President of the United States and the attendant government
must cease and desist all activity, current and future, promoting the
militarization of SPACE and/or the Sea of Tranquility.

Absolutely no nuclear explosive devices may be put into SPACE, nor
transported to nor constructed in or at SPACE and/or the Sea of Tranquility.

The United States of America also may, according to this license and only
for the duration, continue to operate satellites, "space stations", rockets
and shuttles and other undescribed devices and vehicles in SPACE within
1,500 kilometres of the surface of Earth with the exception of any
satellites, "space stations", rockets and shuttles and other undescribed
devices and vehicles which are capable of destructive military action.
Expressly banned are destructive bombs and destructive LASER beam devices.
[End Special Exception]

Let the nations of the world hear:

Other countries than the United States of America, must otherwise apply for
express permission from CANADA for to use SPACE in any capacity and must
abide by any permission granted, limitations on permissions or denials.
Other than the rights and limitations of the special exception license on
the Sea of Tranquility, the United States of America must otherwise abide by
the same rules as "Other countries" as per this paragraph and this
declaration.

In the unlikely event of ambiguity arising from the wording of this
declaration, CANADA's decision on the matter will be the final
determination.

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
THE TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE!

From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

GOD keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

* Please use spell and grammar checker before your final submission of this
declaration to Microsoft for their approval.
* Please obtain peer review of the document from a competent creative
writer with the express idea of having internal logical contradictions
corrected.
* If all else fails, please return to 10th grade English class for
assistance.


"SESSION_EVENT" <session@event.net.net.net> wrote in message
news:%23hEw1mf9GHA.3264@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
> LET IT BE KNOWN both near and far, to Windows Vista users and to all the
> Nations of the Earth, that this DECLARATION is made:
>
> ALL SPACE (define as any point at a greater distance then 100 kilometres
> above from the surface and into the interior of the Earth along a line
> containing the point of the center of the Earth and intersecting the
> surface
> of the Earth) is claimed by CANADA as Canadian territory possessed by
> Canada
> and intrinsically Canadian both now and forevermore.
>
> Let it be known that any claim of any point, planet, planetoid, sun,
> stellar
> body, meteor, moon, galaxy, nebula, system of bodies or any other entity
> of
> known or unknown type or kind is null and void unless it is a claim made
> by
> a Canadian for Canada or by Jesus the Christ Himself when He establishes
> the
> Kingdom (otherwise known as "the marginal upgrade to CANADA" or "CANADA
> II").
>
> SUCH is the way it is and will be henceforth.
>
> [Special Exception: the Moon]
> With a nod to the extraordinary hoax that was the supposed landing of
> "man"
> on the Moon and the supposed placing of the rebel rag thereupon, some
> people of the earth think The United States of America has a special place
> claim on the Moon.
>
> Therefore, in goodwill and benevolency, and lest citizens of the United
> States of America bear any undo ridicule, CANADA grants The United States
> of
> America one, 75 year, limited license on the Sea of Tranquility for
> peaceful
> scientific activity and use. America is limited to the Sea only and 100
> meters of SPACE directly above and directly below the Sea as defined along
> direct lines to the center of the Moon intersecting the surface of the
> Sea.
>
> America also MAY use SPACE for the duration of the license to travel to
> and
> from the Sea of Tranquility.
> The United States MAY NOT use SPACE or the Sea of Tranquility for military
> purposes.
>
> Furthermore, the President of the United States and the attendant
> government
> must cease and desist all activity, current and future, promoting the
> militarization of SPACE and/or the Sea of Tranquility.
>
> Absolutely no nuclear explosive devices may be put into SPACE, nor
> transported to nor constructed in or at SPACE and/or the Sea of
> Tranquility.
>
> The United States of America also may, according to this license and only
> for the duration, continue to operate satellites, "space stations",
> rockets
> and shuttles and other undescribed devices and vehicles in SPACE within
> 1,500 kilometres of the surface of Earth with the exception of any
> satellites, "space stations", rockets and shuttles and other undescribed
> devices and vehicles which are capable of destructive military action.
> Expressly banned are destructive bombs and destructive LASER beam devices.
> [End Special Exception]
>
> Let the nations of the world hear:
>
> Other countries than the United States of America, must otherwise apply
> for
> express permission from CANADA for to use SPACE in any capacity and must
> abide by any permission granted, limitations on permissions or denials.
> Other than the rights and limitations of the special exception license on
> the Sea of Tranquility, the United States of America must otherwise abide
> by
> the same rules as "Other countries" as per this paragraph and this
> declaration.
>
> In the unlikely event of ambiguity arising from the wording of this
> declaration, CANADA's decision on the matter will be the final
> determination.
>
> O Canada!
> Our home and native land!
> True patriot love in all thy sons command.
> With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
> THE TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE!
>
> From far and wide,
> O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
>
> GOD keep our land glorious and free!
> O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
>
> O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
>
>

When you say "Microsoft" do you mean some office in Redmond, or do you
intend "Microsoft Canada" of 1950 Meadowvale Blvd
Mississauga, Ontario??

Dave Burns wrote:
>> * Please use spell and grammar checker before your final submission
>> of this declaration to Microsoft for their approval.
>> * Please obtain peer review of the document from a competent
>> creative writer with the express idea of having internal logical
>> contradictions corrected.
>> * If all else fails, please return to 10th grade English class for
>> assistance.
>>
>>
>> "SESSION_EVENT" <session@event.net.net.net> wrote in message
>> news:%23hEw1mf9GHA.3264@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>>> LET IT BE KNOWN both near and far, to Windows Vista users and to
>>> all the Nations of the Earth, that this DECLARATION is made:
>>>
>>> ALL SPACE (define as any point at a greater distance then 100
>>> kilometres above from the surface and into the interior of the
>>> Earth along a line containing the point of the center of the Earth
>>> and intersecting the surface
>>> of the Earth) is claimed by CANADA as Canadian territory possessed
>>> by Canada
>>> and intrinsically Canadian both now and forevermore.
>>>
>>> Let it be known that any claim of any point, planet, planetoid, sun,
>>> stellar
>>> body, meteor, moon, galaxy, nebula, system of bodies or any other
>>> entity of
>>> known or unknown type or kind is null and void unless it is a claim
>>> made by
>>> a Canadian for Canada or by Jesus the Christ Himself when He
>>> establishes the
>>> Kingdom (otherwise known as "the marginal upgrade to CANADA" or
>>> "CANADA II").
>>>
>>> SUCH is the way it is and will be henceforth.
>>>
>>> [Special Exception: the Moon]
>>> With a nod to the extraordinary hoax that was the supposed landing
>>> of "man"
>>> on the Moon and the supposed placing of the rebel rag thereupon,
>>> some people of the earth think The United States of America has a
>>> special place claim on the Moon.
>>>
>>> Therefore, in goodwill and benevolency, and lest citizens of the
>>> United States of America bear any undo ridicule, CANADA grants The
>>> United States of
>>> America one, 75 year, limited license on the Sea of Tranquility for
>>> peaceful
>>> scientific activity and use. America is limited to the Sea only and
>>> 100 meters of SPACE directly above and directly below the Sea as
>>> defined along direct lines to the center of the Moon intersecting
>>> the surface of the Sea.
>>>
>>> America also MAY use SPACE for the duration of the license to
>>> travel to and
>>> from the Sea of Tranquility.
>>> The United States MAY NOT use SPACE or the Sea of Tranquility for
>>> military purposes.
>>>
>>> Furthermore, the President of the United States and the attendant
>>> government
>>> must cease and desist all activity, current and future, promoting
>>> the militarization of SPACE and/or the Sea of Tranquility.
>>>
>>> Absolutely no nuclear explosive devices may be put into SPACE, nor
>>> transported to nor constructed in or at SPACE and/or the Sea of
>>> Tranquility.
>>>
>>> The United States of America also may, according to this license
>>> and only for the duration, continue to operate satellites, "space
>>> stations", rockets
>>> and shuttles and other undescribed devices and vehicles in SPACE
>>> within 1,500 kilometres of the surface of Earth with the exception
>>> of any satellites, "space stations", rockets and shuttles and other
>>> undescribed devices and vehicles which are capable of destructive
>>> military action. Expressly banned are destructive bombs and
>>> destructive LASER beam devices. [End Special Exception]
>>>
>>> Let the nations of the world hear:
>>>
>>> Other countries than the United States of America, must otherwise
>>> apply for
>>> express permission from CANADA for to use SPACE in any capacity and
>>> must abide by any permission granted, limitations on permissions or
>>> denials. Other than the rights and limitations of the special
>>> exception license on the Sea of Tranquility, the United States of
>>> America must otherwise abide by
>>> the same rules as "Other countries" as per this paragraph and this
>>> declaration.
>>>
>>> In the unlikely event of ambiguity arising from the wording of this
>>> declaration, CANADA's decision on the matter will be the final
>>> determination.
>>>
>>> O Canada!
>>> Our home and native land!
>>> True patriot love in all thy sons command.
>>> With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
>>> THE TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE!
>>>
>>> From far and wide,
>>> O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
>>>
>>> GOD keep our land glorious and free!
>>> O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
>>>
>>> O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

On Sun, 22 Oct 2006 12:47:05 -0400, "SESSION_EVENT"
<session@event.net.net.net> wrote:

>LET IT BE KNOWN both near and far, to Windows Vista users and to all the
>Nations of the Earth, that this DECLARATION is made:
>
>ALL SPACE (define as any point at a greater distance then 100 kilometres
>above from the surface and into the interior of the Earth along a line
>containing the point of the center of the Earth and intersecting the surface
>of the Earth) is claimed by CANADA as Canadian territory possessed by Canada
>and intrinsically Canadian both now and forevermore.
>
>Let it be known that any claim of any point, planet, planetoid, sun, stellar
>body, meteor, moon, galaxy, nebula, system of bodies or any other entity of
>known or unknown type or kind is null and void unless it is a claim made by
>a Canadian for Canada or by Jesus the Christ Himself when He establishes the
>Kingdom (otherwise known as "the marginal upgrade to CANADA" or "CANADA
>II").
>
>SUCH is the way it is and will be henceforth.
>
>[Special Exception: the Moon]
>With a nod to the extraordinary hoax that was the supposed landing of "man"
>on the Moon and the supposed placing of the rebel rag thereupon, some
>people of the earth think The United States of America has a special place
>claim on the Moon.
>
>Therefore, in goodwill and benevolency, and lest citizens of the United
>States of America bear any undo ridicule, CANADA grants The United States of
>America one, 75 year, limited license on the Sea of Tranquility for peaceful
>scientific activity and use. America is limited to the Sea only and 100
>meters of SPACE directly above and directly below the Sea as defined along
>direct lines to the center of the Moon intersecting the surface of the Sea.
>
>America also MAY use SPACE for the duration of the license to travel to and
>from the Sea of Tranquility.
>The United States MAY NOT use SPACE or the Sea of Tranquility for military
>purposes.
>
>Furthermore, the President of the United States and the attendant government
>must cease and desist all activity, current and future, promoting the
>militarization of SPACE and/or the Sea of Tranquility.
>
>Absolutely no nuclear explosive devices may be put into SPACE, nor
>transported to nor constructed in or at SPACE and/or the Sea of Tranquility.
>
>The United States of America also may, according to this license and only
>for the duration, continue to operate satellites, "space stations", rockets
>and shuttles and other undescribed devices and vehicles in SPACE within
>1,500 kilometres of the surface of Earth with the exception of any
>satellites, "space stations", rockets and shuttles and other undescribed
>devices and vehicles which are capable of destructive military action.
>Expressly banned are destructive bombs and destructive LASER beam devices.
>[End Special Exception]
>
>Let the nations of the world hear:
>
>Other countries than the United States of America, must otherwise apply for
>express permission from CANADA for to use SPACE in any capacity and must
>abide by any permission granted, limitations on permissions or denials.
>Other than the rights and limitations of the special exception license on
>the Sea of Tranquility, the United States of America must otherwise abide by
>the same rules as "Other countries" as per this paragraph and this
>declaration.
>
>In the unlikely event of ambiguity arising from the wording of this
>declaration, CANADA's decision on the matter will be the final
>determination.
>
>O Canada!
>Our home and native land!
>True patriot love in all thy sons command.
>With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
>THE TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE!
>
>From far and wide,
>O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
>
>GOD keep our land glorious and free!
>O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
>
>O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
>

That's great, Dude. Now let's see if you can DEFEND that "declaration"
from the rest of the world.

After all, "the Administrator of a thing is the one who can MAINTAIN
possession of a thing, courts of law notwithstanding".

By the way, Canada must PROVE it's decision will be the final one by
DEFENDING it in the Theatre of War. History tells us quite explicitly that
the "final decision" always belongs to the Victor, not the vanquished.

Donald
-------------------------------------------

It is not from man, nor any "won" war, nor agreement entered into; it is
from divine right bequeathed unto Canada by God. SPACE is Canada's.

2 Oct 2006 18:35:19 -0400, "SESSION_EVENT" <session@event.net.net.net>
wrote:

>It is not from man, nor any "won" war, nor agreement entered into; it is
>from divine right bequeathed unto Canada by God. SPACE is Canada's.
>
I thought there was plenty of that between Canuck's ears..

On Sun, 22 Oct 2006 18:35:19 -0400, "SESSION_EVENT"
<session@event.net.net.net> wrote:

>It is not from man, nor any "won" war, nor agreement entered into; it is
>from divine right bequeathed unto Canada by God. SPACE is Canada's.
>

I respect God, sir, but I certainly don't respect any fiat declaration from
some strange person posting on the Usenet.

If God has given Space to Canada and Her Majesty, the Queen of England
(LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!), then so be it. But He is going to have to give
Canada the means to defend it, anyway.

Have y'all been developing thermonuclear weapons up there in all that ice
and snow? How did y'all find the time between all that beer drinking and
pot growing, anyway?

I didn't think your government could come to an agreement long enough to
set the money aside to develop the means to defend Space. After all, we
here in the States have been defending you Canadians so long. I guess
y'all just took all the money a nation would normally spend for its own
self-defense to develop a means of keeping the other nations from just
going up there in Space and taking control at their leisure.

Personally, I don't really know why anyone would want a lot of vacuum,
anyway.

Does your declaration extend beyond the Solar System, also, or just the
local Star, Sol, and its satellites.

How about the OORT cloud? Does it extend that far? Or does it extend to
ALL of Space? Did God give Canada the entire Universe too?

Anyway, good luck with pressing your grandiose claim.

Donald
-------------------------------------------

Inline:


Donald L McDaniel wrote:
>> On Sun, 22 Oct 2006 18:35:19 -0400, "SESSION_EVENT"
>> <session@event.net.net.net> wrote:
>>
>>> It is not from man, nor any "won" war, nor agreement entered into;
>>> it is from divine right bequeathed unto Canada by God. SPACE is
>>> Canada's.
>>>
>>
>> I respect God, sir, but I certainly don't respect any fiat
>> declaration from some strange person posting on the Usenet.
>>
>> If God has given Space to Canada and Her Majesty, the Queen of
>> England (LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!), then so be it. But He is going to
>> have to give Canada the means to defend it, anyway.
>>
>> Have y'all been developing thermonuclear weapons up there in all
>> that ice and snow? How did y'all find the time between all that
>> beer drinking and pot growing, anyway?
>>
>> I didn't think your government could come to an agreement long
>> enough to set the money aside to develop the means to defend Space.
>> After all, we here in the States have been defending you Canadians
>> so long. I guess y'all just took all the money a nation would
>> normally spend for its own self-defense to develop a means of
>> keeping the other nations from just going up there in Space and
>> taking control at their leisure.
>>
>> Personally, I don't really know why anyone would want a lot of
>> vacuum, anyway.
>>
>> Does your declaration extend beyond the Solar System, also, or just
>> the local Star, Sol, and its satellites.
>>
>> How about the OORT cloud? Does it extend that far? Or does it
>> extend to ALL of Space? Did God give Canada the entire Universe too?


Essentially, yes.


>> Anyway, good luck with pressing your grandiose claim.
>>
>> Donald
>> -------------------------------------------

On Mon, 23 Oct 2006 23:40:39 -0400, "SESSION_EVENT"
<session@event.net.net.net> wrote:

>Inline:
>
>
>Donald L McDaniel wrote:
>>> On Sun, 22 Oct 2006 18:35:19 -0400, "SESSION_EVENT"
>>> <session@event.net.net.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> It is not from man, nor any "won" war, nor agreement entered into;
>>>> it is from divine right bequeathed unto Canada by God. SPACE is
>>>> Canada's.
>>>>
>>>
>>> I respect God, sir, but I certainly don't respect any fiat
>>> declaration from some strange person posting on the Usenet.
>>>
>>> If God has given Space to Canada and Her Majesty, the Queen of
>>> England (LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!), then so be it. But He is going to
>>> have to give Canada the means to defend it, anyway.
>>>
>>> Have y'all been developing thermonuclear weapons up there in all
>>> that ice and snow? How did y'all find the time between all that
>>> beer drinking and pot growing, anyway?
>>>
>>> I didn't think your government could come to an agreement long
>>> enough to set the money aside to develop the means to defend Space.
>>> After all, we here in the States have been defending you Canadians
>>> so long. I guess y'all just took all the money a nation would
>>> normally spend for its own self-defense to develop a means of
>>> keeping the other nations from just going up there in Space and
>>> taking control at their leisure.
>>>
>>> Personally, I don't really know why anyone would want a lot of
>>> vacuum, anyway.
>>>
>>> Does your declaration extend beyond the Solar System, also, or just
>>> the local Star, Sol, and its satellites.
>>>
>>> How about the OORT cloud? Does it extend that far? Or does it
>>> extend to ALL of Space? Did God give Canada the entire Universe too?
>
>
>Essentially, yes.

Man, you've been taking some GOOD drugs. Why not let me have a dose or
two?

>
>
>>> Anyway, good luck with pressing your grandiose claim.
>>>
>>> Donald
>>> -------------------------------------------
>

Donald
-------------------------------------------