I had a girlfriend once, before I turned gay.

She reminded me of Ubuntu a bit. Probably because I cum just as hard over
her face as I did over the Ubuntu interface.

She turned me off women forever, probably because she reminded me of my mama
too much. I like to suck on her nipples too but I would never cum on my
mother's face, make no mistake about that.

It will never happen now anyway because I am officially as gay as they come.

Funny that, a lot of gays like Ubuntu. Probably because they believe, that
like themselves, they can never catch a virus. I haven't caught one yet but
then again I use a condom. Most of my friends have aids, so they won't be
using Ubuntu much longer.

What I can say is, I came, I sore and I conked out, a bit like my Ubuntu.

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