Hi Guys,

I'm just after a quick favour and I'm sorry if this is not the right place
to ask.

I'm currently doing a language course at University and within that I'm
doing a project on how some businesses write to customers using technical
jargon.

If at all possible can you please write a couple of paragraphs, using all
your technical knowledge/expertise, regarding a typical real life computer
problem. Please write the short report to confirm that following your
inspection you've established why the computer isn't working/performing -
Then imagine that you're writing your findings to a computer engineer so all
technical terms and abbreviations are welcome.

It's then going to be my job to investigate what's been said and then to
rewrite the short report in a friendly, plain English format.

Hope you can help.


Kindest regards,
Debi :-)

1) Found PL11 on Controller, so we can try connecting it after nearly a year
it's been unused.
However there's also PL10 unused - what is its purpose? Our machines have
been using PL1, PL2, now trying PL11, but what is PL10 for?

2) I don't understand "using SMB cable for Varicaps" as there's NO SMx
connector on Cassette for it.
Mike, you have added 2 SMB/C for Diode board (RFin from poweramp, RFout from
preamplifer), right? OK.
But are we now talking about adding a 3d SMB connector? There's no space.
How did you connect Varicaps control in your machines? - If you used an SMB
as you said in email, wouldn't it result in 3 SMx connectors, total? All I
see is an old Dsub9 and 2 new SMB/C; not 3.

3) There's a new coax input on Duplex Schematics - appears to be
"RFpulse-excited switching" meant for new PIC's (future) or already using?
That results in 4 SMx connectors total, where does all this stuff fit into?
That Coax is added to the old Gate input (Gate is lowfrequency digital, so
not coax, but Dsub9).

4) It appears most new Diode/Duplex Schematics are not showing I/O ports
assignment (not labeled what is what), only because I've worked here for a
while I can guess what is what, but really we need to add labeling to
off-page connectors. Anyone from outside will not understand what output
goes to what input and what is unused., for a week if not forever. The
labels ironically were in old schematics except P & Q points were flipped
(corrected now).

You see one question triggers an avalanche of others, and I was asked just
to assemble cassette but really this is engineering investigating between
two countries, takes a day for each communication.
I love profession, but not as far as jumping out of my skin for free....

On Fri, 9 Oct 2009 08:39:15 +0100, Debi wrote:
[color=blue]
> Hi Guys,
>
> I'm just after a quick favour and I'm sorry if this is not the right place
> to ask.
>
> I'm currently doing a language course at University and within that I'm
> doing a project on how some businesses write to customers using technical
> jargon.
>
> If at all possible can you please write a couple of paragraphs, using all
> your technical knowledge/expertise, regarding a typical real life computer
> problem. Please write the short report to confirm that following your
> inspection you've established why the computer isn't working/performing -
> Then imagine that you're writing your findings to a computer engineer so all
> technical terms and abbreviations are welcome.
>
> It's then going to be my job to investigate what's been said and then to
> rewrite the short report in a friendly, plain English format.
>
> Hope you can help.
>
>
> Kindest regards,
> Debi :-)[/color]

ROFL.

--
Gene E. Bloch letters0x40blochg0x2Ecom

Debi wrote:
[color=blue]
> Hi Guys,
>
> I'm just after a quick favour and I'm sorry if this is not the right place
> to ask.
>
> I'm currently doing a language course at University and within that I'm
> doing a project on how some businesses write to customers using technical
> jargon.
>
> If at all possible can you please write a couple of paragraphs, using all
> your technical knowledge/expertise, regarding a typical real life computer
> problem. Please write the short report to confirm that following your
> inspection you've established why the computer isn't working/performing -
> Then imagine that you're writing your findings to a computer engineer so
> all technical terms and abbreviations are welcome.
>
> It's then going to be my job to investigate what's been said and then to
> rewrite the short report in a friendly, plain English format.[/color]

Very funny. Technical answer is: fsck no. Google "fsck".

Malke
--
MS-MVP
Elephant Boy Computers - Don't Panic!
[url]http://www.elephantboycomputers.com/#FAQ[/url]

Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP


"Malke" <malke@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
news:%23qQLldaSKHA.5052@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...[color=blue]
> Debi wrote:
>[color=green]
>> Hi Guys,
>>
>> I'm just after a quick favour and I'm sorry if this is not the right
>> place
>> to ask.
>>
>> I'm currently doing a language course at University and within that I'm
>> doing a project on how some businesses write to customers using technical
>> jargon.
>>
>> If at all possible can you please write a couple of paragraphs, using all
>> your technical knowledge/expertise, regarding a typical real life
>> computer
>> problem. Please write the short report to confirm that following your
>> inspection you've established why the computer isn't working/performing -
>> Then imagine that you're writing your findings to a computer engineer so
>> all technical terms and abbreviations are welcome.
>>
>> It's then going to be my job to investigate what's been said and then to
>> rewrite the short report in a friendly, plain English format.[/color]
>
> Very funny. Technical answer is: fsck no. Google "fsck".
>
> Malke
> --
> MS-MVP
> Elephant Boy Computers - Don't Panic!
> [url]http://www.elephantboycomputers.com/#FAQ[/url]
>[/color]

Thanks Stan!

Regards,
Debi :-)


"STAN STARINSKI" <Chyna@stealsUSJobsPatentsSoftwareMusicVideo> wrote in
message news:eKyfE0SSKHA.4568@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...[color=blue]
> 1) Found PL11 on Controller, so we can try connecting it after nearly a
> year
> it's been unused.
> However there's also PL10 unused - what is its purpose? Our machines
> have
> been using PL1, PL2, now trying PL11, but what is PL10 for?
>
> 2) I don't understand "using SMB cable for Varicaps" as there's NO SMx
> connector on Cassette for it.
> Mike, you have added 2 SMB/C for Diode board (RFin from poweramp, RFout
> from
> preamplifer), right? OK.
> But are we now talking about adding a 3d SMB connector? There's no space.
> How did you connect Varicaps control in your machines? - If you used an
> SMB
> as you said in email, wouldn't it result in 3 SMx connectors, total? All
> I
> see is an old Dsub9 and 2 new SMB/C; not 3.
>
> 3) There's a new coax input on Duplex Schematics - appears to be
> "RFpulse-excited switching" meant for new PIC's (future) or already using?
> That results in 4 SMx connectors total, where does all this stuff fit
> into?
> That Coax is added to the old Gate input (Gate is lowfrequency digital, so
> not coax, but Dsub9).
>
> 4) It appears most new Diode/Duplex Schematics are not showing I/O ports
> assignment (not labeled what is what), only because I've worked here for a
> while I can guess what is what, but really we need to add labeling to
> off-page connectors. Anyone from outside will not understand what output
> goes to what input and what is unused., for a week if not forever. The
> labels ironically were in old schematics except P & Q points were flipped
> (corrected now).
>
> You see one question triggers an avalanche of others, and I was asked just
> to assemble cassette but really this is engineering investigating between
> two countries, takes a day for each communication.
> I love profession, but not as far as jumping out of my skin for free....
>[/color]

Debi wrote:
[color=blue]
> Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP[/color]

Troll. *plonk*

Malke
--
MS-MVP
Elephant Boy Computers - Don't Panic!
[url]http://www.elephantboycomputers.com/#FAQ[/url]

On Sat, 10 Oct 2009 11:10:12 -0700, Malke wrote:
[color=blue]
> Debi wrote:
>[color=green]
>> Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP[/color]
>
> Troll. *plonk*
>
> Malke[/color]

Don't plonk it, it might be fun to watch.

--
Gene E. Bloch letters0x40blochg0x2Ecom

Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP

All I asked for is help!

"Malke" <malke@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
news:OI2lpTdSKHA.5488@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...[color=blue]
> Debi wrote:
>[color=green]
>> Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP[/color]
>
> Troll. *plonk*
>
> Malke
> --
> MS-MVP
> Elephant Boy Computers - Don't Panic!
> [url]http://www.elephantboycomputers.com/#FAQ[/url]
>[/color]

Marian Routh, I will now contact the MVP Award Program team
[email]MVPGA@microsoft.com[/email] and I will attach a copy of my original posting along
with your reply. I will also attach a copy of my verified university
project!

I started off my original post to say sorry if it was the wrong place to ask
but you can't resist in putting people down.

Kindest regards,
Debi


"Malke" <malke@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
news:OI2lpTdSKHA.5488@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...[color=blue]
> Debi wrote:
>[color=green]
>> Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP[/color]
>
> Troll. *plonk*
>
> Malke
> --
> MS-MVP
> Elephant Boy Computers - Don't Panic!
> [url]http://www.elephantboycomputers.com/#FAQ[/url]
>[/color]

You've just graduated from being a troll to being a moldy c*nt!
--


"Don't pick a fight with an old man.
If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."


"Debi" <Debi@uk.com> wrote in message
news:VOGdnULo16EOJ0zXnZ2dnUVZ8oednZ2d@pipex.net...[color=blue]
> Marian Routh, I will now contact the MVP Award Program team
> [email]MVPGA@microsoft.com[/email] and I will attach a copy of my original posting along
> with your reply. I will also attach a copy of my verified university
> project!
>
> I started off my original post to say sorry if it was the wrong place to
> ask but you can't resist in putting people down.
>
> Kindest regards,
> Debi
>
>
> "Malke" <malke@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
> news:OI2lpTdSKHA.5488@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...[color=green]
>> Debi wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>> Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP[/color]
>>
>> Troll. *plonk*
>>
>> Malke
>> --
>> MS-MVP
>> Elephant Boy Computers - Don't Panic!
>> [url]http://www.elephantboycomputers.com/#FAQ[/url]
>>[/color]
>[/color]

Debi wrote:[color=blue]
> Marian Routh, I will now contact the MVP Award Program team
> [email]MVPGA@microsoft.com[/email] and I will attach a copy of my original posting
> along with your reply. I will also attach a copy of my verified
> university project!
>
> I started off my original post to say sorry if it was the wrong place to
> ask but you can't resist in putting people down.
>
> Kindest regards,
> Debi[/color]

The problem is that Vista is such a POS operating system that the only
thing the Vista fan boys and girls have left are insults and playing
Usenet cop.

Alias

[url]http://www.ubuntu.com/[/url][color=blue]
>
>
> "Malke" <malke@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
> news:OI2lpTdSKHA.5488@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...[color=green]
>> Debi wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>> Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP[/color]
>>
>> Troll. *plonk*
>>
>> Malke
>> --
>> MS-MVP
>> Elephant Boy Computers - Don't Panic!
>> [url]http://www.elephantboycomputers.com/#FAQ[/url]
>>[/color]
>[/color]

Yawn!


"Michael" <majdnhgfiwo@nowhere.net> wrote in message
news:eU8PmlmSKHA.1908@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...[color=blue]
> You've just graduated from being a troll to being a moldy c*nt!
> --
>
>
> "Don't pick a fight with an old man.
> If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."
>
>
> "Debi" <Debi@uk.com> wrote in message
> news:VOGdnULo16EOJ0zXnZ2dnUVZ8oednZ2d@pipex.net...[color=green]
>> Marian Routh, I will now contact the MVP Award Program team
>> [email]MVPGA@microsoft.com[/email] and I will attach a copy of my original posting
>> along with your reply. I will also attach a copy of my verified
>> university project!
>>
>> I started off my original post to say sorry if it was the wrong place to
>> ask but you can't resist in putting people down.
>>
>> Kindest regards,
>> Debi
>>
>>
>> "Malke" <malke@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
>> news:OI2lpTdSKHA.5488@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...[color=darkred]
>>> Debi wrote:
>>>
>>>> Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP
>>>
>>> Troll. *plonk*
>>>
>>> Malke
>>> --
>>> MS-MVP
>>> Elephant Boy Computers - Don't Panic!
>>> [url]http://www.elephantboycomputers.com/#FAQ[/url]
>>>[/color]
>>[/color]
>[/color]

You're exactly right there Alias!


"Alias" <iamaliasTAK3THIS@OUTgmail.com> wrote in message
news:hashou$cbv$1@news.eternal-september.org...[color=blue]
> Debi wrote:[color=green]
>> Marian Routh, I will now contact the MVP Award Program team
>> [email]MVPGA@microsoft.com[/email] and I will attach a copy of my original posting
>> along with your reply. I will also attach a copy of my verified
>> university project!
>>
>> I started off my original post to say sorry if it was the wrong place to
>> ask but you can't resist in putting people down.
>>
>> Kindest regards,
>> Debi[/color]
>
> The problem is that Vista is such a POS operating system that the only
> thing the Vista fan boys and girls have left are insults and playing
> Usenet cop.
>
> Alias
>
> [url]http://www.ubuntu.com/[/url][color=green]
>>
>>
>> "Malke" <malke@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
>> news:OI2lpTdSKHA.5488@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...[color=darkred]
>>> Debi wrote:
>>>
>>>> Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP
>>>
>>> Troll. *plonk*
>>>
>>> Malke
>>> --
>>> MS-MVP
>>> Elephant Boy Computers - Don't Panic!
>>> [url]http://www.elephantboycomputers.com/#FAQ[/url]
>>>[/color]
>>[/color][/color]

That's right, bitch. Open that mouth WIDE! You charge extra for the
toothless bj?
--


"Don't pick a fight with an old man.
If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."

"Debi" <Debi@uk.com> wrote in message
news:ysCdnWzVpvBkR0zXnZ2dnUVZ8vqdnZ2d@pipex.net...[color=blue]
> Yawn!
>
>
> "Michael" <majdnhgfiwo@nowhere.net> wrote in message
> news:eU8PmlmSKHA.1908@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...[color=green]
>> You've just graduated from being a troll to being a moldy c*nt!
>> --
>>
>>
>> "Don't pick a fight with an old man.
>> If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."
>>
>>
>> "Debi" <Debi@uk.com> wrote in message
>> news:VOGdnULo16EOJ0zXnZ2dnUVZ8oednZ2d@pipex.net...[color=darkred]
>>> Marian Routh, I will now contact the MVP Award Program team
>>> [email]MVPGA@microsoft.com[/email] and I will attach a copy of my original posting
>>> along with your reply. I will also attach a copy of my verified
>>> university project!
>>>
>>> I started off my original post to say sorry if it was the wrong place to
>>> ask but you can't resist in putting people down.
>>>
>>> Kindest regards,
>>> Debi
>>>
>>>
>>> "Malke" <malke@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
>>> news:OI2lpTdSKHA.5488@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>>>> Debi wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Such an idiot... you don't deserve the title of MS-MVP
>>>>
>>>> Troll. *plonk*
>>>>
>>>> Malke
>>>> --
>>>> MS-MVP
>>>> Elephant Boy Computers - Don't Panic!
>>>> [url]http://www.elephantboycomputers.com/#FAQ[/url]
>>>>
>>>[/color]
>>[/color]
>[/color]

--


"Don't pick a fight with an old man.
If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."