I must apologize for acting like such a stupid retard.

See, I got a Rubik's cube stuck in my ass, and I
can't get it out.

I thought that's what the spinning cube was
for...my ass.

measekite Da Monkey wrote:[color=blue]
> I must apologize for acting like such a stupid retard.
>
> See, I got a Rubik's cube stuck in my ass, and I can't get it out.
>
> I thought that's what the spinning cube was for...my ass.[/color]


Please do not apologize for being a stupid retard, things could be
worse, you might be using an Apple computer to post the apology and if
you were we may all have to give up on any hopes that you could recover.

"Charlie Tame" <charlie@tames.net> wrote in message
news:eOde756wJHA.6040@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...[color=blue]
> measekite Da Monkey wrote:[color=green]
>> I must apologize for acting like such a stupid retard.
>>
>> See, I got a Rubik's cube stuck in my ass, and I can't get it out.
>>
>> I thought that's what the spinning cube was for...my ass.[/color]
>
>
> Please do not apologize for being a stupid retard, things could be worse,
> you might be using an Apple computer to post the apology and if you were
> we may all have to give up on any hopes that you could recover.[/color]

I can understand Ubuntu as a worthless operating system, written by geeks
for geeks who can't get laid, but what is wrong with Apple and OSX? Works
very well. Sometimes better than Vista

"measekite's psychiatrist" <mease@psyc.org> wrote in message
news:16PHl.12646$jZ1.10473@flpi144.ffdc.sbc.com...[color=blue]
>
> "Charlie Tame" <charlie@tames.net> wrote in message
> news:eOde756wJHA.6040@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...[color=green]
>> measekite Da Monkey wrote:[color=darkred]
>>> I must apologize for acting like such a stupid retard.
>>>
>>> See, I got a Rubik's cube stuck in my ass, and I can't get it out.
>>>
>>> I thought that's what the spinning cube was for...my ass.[/color]
>>
>>
>> Please do not apologize for being a stupid retard, things could be worse,
>> you might be using an Apple computer to post the apology and if you were
>> we may all have to give up on any hopes that you could recover.[/color]
>
> I can understand Ubuntu as a worthless operating system, written by geeks
> for geeks who can't get laid, but what is wrong with Apple and OSX? Works
> very well. Sometimes better than Vista[/color]

Only when it's turned off - lol.
[color=blue]
>
>[/color]

measekite's psychiatrist spewed out this bit, and i'll scatter a few bits
myself:
[color=blue]
> "Charlie Tame" <charlie@tames.net> wrote in message
> news:eOde756wJHA.6040@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...[color=green]
>> measekite Da Monkey wrote:[color=darkred]
>>> I must apologize for acting like such a stupid retard.
>>>
>>> See, I got a Rubik's cube stuck in my ass, and I can't get it out.
>>>
>>> I thought that's what the spinning cube was for...my ass.[/color]
>>
>>
>> Please do not apologize for being a stupid retard, things could be
>> worse, you might be using an Apple computer to post the apology and
>> if you were we may all have to give up on any hopes that you could
>> recover.[/color]
>
> what is wrong with Apple[/color]

I reckon a lot of Apple users are prone to sousing things up their arses, be
it cubes or what ever.

--
Mhzjunkie

1 PRINT "Windows Vista ERROR"
GOTO 1
END

"Mhzjunkie" <newsabuse******.com> wrote in message
news:gsorh9$k54$1@news.datemas.de...[color=blue]
> measekite's psychiatrist spewed out this bit, and i'll scatter a few bits
> myself:
>[color=green]
>> "Charlie Tame" <charlie@tames.net> wrote in message
>> news:eOde756wJHA.6040@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...[color=darkred]
>>> measekite Da Monkey wrote:
>>>> I must apologize for acting like such a stupid retard.
>>>>
>>>> See, I got a Rubik's cube stuck in my ass, and I can't get it out.
>>>>
>>>> I thought that's what the spinning cube was for...my ass.
>>>
>>>
>>> Please do not apologize for being a stupid retard, things could be
>>> worse, you might be using an Apple computer to post the apology and
>>> if you were we may all have to give up on any hopes that you could
>>> recover.[/color]
>>
>> what is wrong with Apple[/color]
>
> I reckon a lot of Apple users are prone to sousing things up their arses,
> be it cubes or what ever.
>
> --
> Mhzjunkie
>
> 1 PRINT "Windows Vista ERROR"
> GOTO 1
> END[/color]

You have the code all wrong

You need to set the following command in the CONFIG.SYS so your system knows
how to handle the users.

SET RETARD-USER=Mhzjunkie

That should fix it.

measekite's psychiatrist spewed out this bit, and i'll scatter a few bits
myself:
[color=blue]
> "Mhzjunkie" <newsabuse******.com> wrote in message
> news:gsorh9$k54$1@news.datemas.de...[color=green]
>> measekite's psychiatrist spewed out this bit, and i'll scatter a few
>> bits myself:
>>[color=darkred]
>>> "Charlie Tame" <charlie@tames.net> wrote in message
>>> news:eOde756wJHA.6040@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>>>> measekite Da Monkey wrote:
>>>>> I must apologize for acting like such a stupid retard.
>>>>>
>>>>> See, I got a Rubik's cube stuck in my ass, and I can't get it out.
>>>>>
>>>>> I thought that's what the spinning cube was for...my ass.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Please do not apologize for being a stupid retard, things could be
>>>> worse, you might be using an Apple computer to post the apology and
>>>> if you were we may all have to give up on any hopes that you could
>>>> recover.
>>>
>>> what is wrong with Apple[/color]
>>
>> I reckon a lot of Apple users are prone to sousing things up their
>> arses, be it cubes or what ever.
>>
>> --
>> Mhzjunkie
>>
>> 1 PRINT "Windows Vista ERROR"
>> GOTO 1
>> END[/color]
>
> You have the code all wrong
>
> You need to set the following command in the CONFIG.SYS so your
> system knows how to handle the users.
>
> SET RETARD-USER=Mhzjunkie
>
> That should fix it.[/color]

Push another cube up your arse.

--
Mhzjunkie

1 PRINT "Windows Vista ERROR"
GOTO 1
END

"BAM" <bambam******.com> wrote in message
news:uvpHP4ExJHA.1208@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...[color=blue]
> measekite's psychiatrist spewed out this bit, and i'll scatter a few bits
> myself:
>[color=green]
>> "Mhzjunkie" <newsabuse******.com> wrote in message
>> news:gsorh9$k54$1@news.datemas.de...[color=darkred]
>>> measekite's psychiatrist spewed out this bit, and i'll scatter a few
>>> bits myself:
>>>
>>>> "Charlie Tame" <charlie@tames.net> wrote in message
>>>> news:eOde756wJHA.6040@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>>>>> measekite Da Monkey wrote:
>>>>>> I must apologize for acting like such a stupid retard.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> See, I got a Rubik's cube stuck in my ass, and I can't get it out.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I thought that's what the spinning cube was for...my ass.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Please do not apologize for being a stupid retard, things could be
>>>>> worse, you might be using an Apple computer to post the apology and
>>>>> if you were we may all have to give up on any hopes that you could
>>>>> recover.
>>>>
>>>> what is wrong with Apple
>>>
>>> I reckon a lot of Apple users are prone to sousing things up their
>>> arses, be it cubes or what ever.
>>>
>>> --
>>> Mhzjunkie
>>>
>>> 1 PRINT "Windows Vista ERROR"
>>> GOTO 1
>>> END[/color]
>>
>> You have the code all wrong
>>
>> You need to set the following command in the CONFIG.SYS so your
>> system knows how to handle the users.
>>
>> SET RETARD-USER=Mhzjunkie
>>
>> That should fix it.[/color]
>
> Push another cube up your arse.
>
> --[/color]

Who said there was a cube up there to begin with? Try and keep up. If you
still are having trouble, print out these posts and take them to someone who
can explain them to you.