Alias wrote:
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> And you can get the new version of Ubuntu, Jaunty Jackalope! Get it FREE
> at [url]http://www.ubuntu.com/[/url]
>[/color]

Or, if you prefer an OS that doesn't look like a turd...

Get [url]http://fedoraproject.org/[/url] .

I've been using it for a week...makes me an old timer in the Linux world.

"Vlad-the-Impaler" <vlad@headsonastick.ow> wrote in message
news:49ef6550@news.x-privat.org...[color=blue]
> Alias wrote:
>[color=green]
>> And you can get the new version of Ubuntu, Jaunty Jackalope! Get it FREE
>> at<SNIP LINK AS PUBLIC SERVICE>>[/color]
>
> Or, if you prefer an OS that doesn't look like a turd...[/color]

Maybe the name was shortened to Ubuntu from Ubunturd

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>
> Get [url]http://fedoraproject.org/[/url] .
>
> I've been using it for a week...makes me an old timer in the Linux world.
>[/color]

"measekite Da Monkey" <mease@daMonkey.net> wrote in message
news:0BJHl.25213$c45.21716@nlpi065.nbdc.sbc.com...[color=blue]
>
> "Vlad-the-Impaler" <vlad@headsonastick.ow> wrote in message
> news:49ef6550@news.x-privat.org...[color=green]
>> Alias wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>> And you can get the new version of Ubuntu, Jaunty Jackalope! Get it FREE
>>> at<SNIP LINK AS PUBLIC SERVICE>>[/color]
>>
>> Or, if you prefer an OS that doesn't look like a turd...[/color]
>
> Maybe the name was shortened to Ubuntu from Ubunturd
>
>[/color]

No maybe about it.
You are dead on.

Its users refer to each other as 'Turd 01, 'Turd 02.
The newest member is 'Turd 115.

If you wanna identify an ubunturd, throw a brick at his head.
Hell be to stupid to duck, and you'll get a loose brick out of the road.

[color=blue][color=green]
>>
>> Get [url]http://fedoraproject.org/[/url] .
>>
>> I've been using it for a week...makes me an old timer in the Linux world.
>>[/color]
>
>[/color]

Vlad-the-Impaler wrote:[color=blue]
> Alias wrote:
>[color=green]
>> And you can get the new version of Ubuntu, Jaunty Jackalope! Get it FREE
>> at [url]http://www.ubuntu.com/[/url]
>>[/color]
>
> Or, if you prefer an OS that doesn't look like a turd...
>
> Get [url]http://fedoraproject.org/[/url] .[/color]


Edubuntu, Xubuntu, Kubuntu ...

We need a Bluebuntu.

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> I've been using it for a week...makes me an old timer in the Linux world.[/color]

On Thu, 23 Apr 2009 11:53:59 -0500, Matt wrote:
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> Vlad-the-Impaler wrote:[color=green]
>> Alias wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>> And you can get the new version of Ubuntu, Jaunty Jackalope! Get it FREE
>>> at [url]http://www.ubuntu.com/[/url]
>>>[/color]
>>
>> Or, if you prefer an OS that doesn't look like a turd...
>>
>> Get [url]http://fedoraproject.org/[/url] .[/color]
>
>
> Edubuntu, Xubuntu, Kubuntu ...
>
> We need a Bluebuntu.[/color]

They got one already :)

It's Ubuntu with a Blue color scheme instead of the ugly brown one.

Doctor Smith wrote:[color=blue]
> On Thu, 23 Apr 2009 11:53:59 -0500, Matt wrote:
>[color=green]
>> Vlad-the-Impaler wrote:[color=darkred]
>>> Alias wrote:
>>>
>>>> And you can get the new version of Ubuntu, Jaunty Jackalope! Get it FREE
>>>> at [url]http://www.ubuntu.com/[/url]
>>>>
>>> Or, if you prefer an OS that doesn't look like a turd...
>>>
>>> Get [url]http://fedoraproject.org/[/url] .[/color]
>>
>> Edubuntu, Xubuntu, Kubuntu ...
>>
>> We need a Bluebuntu.[/color]
>
> They got one already :)
>
> It's Ubuntu with a Blue color scheme instead of the ugly brown one.[/color]


How about this one?
[url]http://ubuntusatanic.org/news/[/url]

On Thu, 23 Apr 2009 12:18:59 -0500, Charlie Tame wrote:
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> Doctor Smith wrote:[color=green]
>> On Thu, 23 Apr 2009 11:53:59 -0500, Matt wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>> Vlad-the-Impaler wrote:
>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> And you can get the new version of Ubuntu, Jaunty Jackalope! Get it FREE
>>>>> at [url]http://www.ubuntu.com/[/url]
>>>>>
>>>> Or, if you prefer an OS that doesn't look like a turd...
>>>>
>>>> Get [url]http://fedoraproject.org/[/url] .
>>>
>>> Edubuntu, Xubuntu, Kubuntu ...
>>>
>>> We need a Bluebuntu.[/color]
>>
>> They got one already :)
>>
>> It's Ubuntu with a Blue color scheme instead of the ugly brown one.[/color]
>
>
> How about this one?
> [url]http://ubuntusatanic.org/news/[/url][/color]

The Devil made me do it :)

Charlie Tame <charlie@tames.net> writes:
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> Doctor Smith wrote:[color=green]
>> On Thu, 23 Apr 2009 11:53:59 -0500, Matt wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>> Vlad-the-Impaler wrote:
>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> And you can get the new version of Ubuntu, Jaunty Jackalope! Get it FREE
>>>>> at [url]http://www.ubuntu.com/[/url]
>>>>>
>>>> Or, if you prefer an OS that doesn't look like a turd...
>>>>
>>>> Get [url]http://fedoraproject.org/[/url] .
>>>
>>> Edubuntu, Xubuntu, Kubuntu ...
>>>
>>> We need a Bluebuntu.[/color]
>>
>> They got one already :)
>>
>> It's Ubuntu with a Blue color scheme instead of the ugly brown one.[/color]
>
>
> How about this one?
> [url]http://ubuntusatanic.org/news/[/url]
>[/color]

"Linux for the ****ed".

How sad.

--
In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading
lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you link up to
another computer, you’re linking up to every computer that that
computer has ever linked up to. — Dennis Miller

Doctor Smith wrote:[color=blue]
> On Thu, 23 Apr 2009 11:53:59 -0500, Matt wrote:
>[color=green]
>> Vlad-the-Impaler wrote:[color=darkred]
>>> Alias wrote:
>>>
>>>> And you can get the new version of Ubuntu, Jaunty Jackalope! Get it FREE
>>>> at [url]http://www.ubuntu.com/[/url]
>>>>
>>> Or, if you prefer an OS that doesn't look like a turd...
>>>
>>> Get [url]http://fedoraproject.org/[/url] .[/color]
>>
>> Edubuntu, Xubuntu, Kubuntu ...
>>
>> We need a Bluebuntu.[/color]
>
> They got one already :)
>
> It's Ubuntu with a Blue color scheme instead of the ugly brown one.[/color]


I just dropped in the Ubuntu 9.04 live/install CD, and the wallpaper is
black by default. That seems to be a new feature. However you get
three choices if you want to change it. and all three choices are of an
excrement-brown color.

On Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:44:57 -0500, Matt wrote:
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> Doctor Smith wrote:[color=green]
>> On Thu, 23 Apr 2009 11:53:59 -0500, Matt wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>> Vlad-the-Impaler wrote:
>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> And you can get the new version of Ubuntu, Jaunty Jackalope! Get it FREE
>>>>> at [url]http://www.ubuntu.com/[/url]
>>>>>
>>>> Or, if you prefer an OS that doesn't look like a turd...
>>>>
>>>> Get [url]http://fedoraproject.org/[/url] .
>>>
>>> Edubuntu, Xubuntu, Kubuntu ...
>>>
>>> We need a Bluebuntu.[/color]
>>
>> They got one already :)
>>
>> It's Ubuntu with a Blue color scheme instead of the ugly brown one.[/color]
>
>
> I just dropped in the Ubuntu 9.04 live/install CD, and the wallpaper is
> black by default. That seems to be a new feature. However you get
> three choices if you want to change it. and all three choices are of an
> excrement-brown color.[/color]

The perfect color for Ubuntu Linux, if you get my drift.

On Fri, 24 Apr 2009 07:32:32 -0700, measekite Da Monkey wrote:

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> Ubuntu is really good at the spinning cube. If you want to watch the
> spinning cube all day long, then by all means get Ubuntu. If you want to do
> real work you need a real operating system. Windows XP or Vista will work
> for you.[/color]

Have the long list of bugs that plagued the previous versions been fixed?

Doctor Smith wrote:[color=blue]
> On Fri, 24 Apr 2009 07:32:32 -0700, measekite Da Monkey wrote:
>
>[color=green]
>> Ubuntu is really good at the spinning cube. If you want to watch the
>> spinning cube all day long, then by all means get Ubuntu. If you want to do
>> real work you need a real operating system. Windows XP or Vista will work
>> for you.[/color]
>
> Have the long list of bugs that plagued the previous versions been fixed?[/color]

Vista will never be fixed even when the misnamed Windows SP3, aka Win 7,
is released. One of every five Windows machines are infected and
hundreds of thousands of Windows machines are spewing out spam at the
behest of their net bot.

Alias

On Fri, 24 Apr 2009 17:19:18 +0200, Alias wrote:
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> Doctor Smith wrote:[color=green]
>> On Fri, 24 Apr 2009 07:32:32 -0700, measekite Da Monkey wrote:
>>
>>[color=darkred]
>>> Ubuntu is really good at the spinning cube. If you want to watch the
>>> spinning cube all day long, then by all means get Ubuntu. If you want to do
>>> real work you need a real operating system. Windows XP or Vista will work
>>> for you.[/color]
>>
>> Have the long list of bugs that plagued the previous versions been fixed?[/color]
>
> Vista will never be fixed even when the misnamed Windows SP3, aka Win 7,
> is released. One of every five Windows machines are infected and
> hundreds of thousands of Windows machines are spewing out spam at the
> behest of their net bot.
>
> Alias[/color]

Classic Linux freetard tactic.

Never admit Linux's faults but instead twist the subject toward Windows
rather than advocating Linux.

Doctor Smith wrote:[color=blue]
> On Fri, 24 Apr 2009 17:19:18 +0200, Alias wrote:
>[color=green]
>> Doctor Smith wrote:[color=darkred]
>>> On Fri, 24 Apr 2009 07:32:32 -0700, measekite Da Monkey wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>> Ubuntu is really good at the spinning cube. If you want to watch the
>>>> spinning cube all day long, then by all means get Ubuntu. If you want to do
>>>> real work you need a real operating system. Windows XP or Vista will work
>>>> for you.
>>> Have the long list of bugs that plagued the previous versions been fixed?[/color]
>> Vista will never be fixed even when the misnamed Windows SP3, aka Win 7,
>> is released. One of every five Windows machines are infected and
>> hundreds of thousands of Windows machines are spewing out spam at the
>> behest of their net bot.
>>
>> Alias[/color]
>
> Classic Linux freetard tactic.
>
> Never admit Linux's faults but instead twist the subject toward Windows
> rather than advocating Linux.[/color]

I am advocating getting Windows off all computers that connect to the
Net and I will post whatever my little heart desires. Get it, lame boy?

Alias

"Alias" <iamalias@NUKE.gmail.com.nuke> wrote in message
news:gsslop$b8i$13@news.motzarella.org...[color=blue]
> Doctor Smith wrote:[color=green]
>> On Fri, 24 Apr 2009 17:19:18 +0200, Alias wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>> Doctor Smith wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 24 Apr 2009 07:32:32 -0700, measekite Da Monkey wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> Ubuntu is really good at the spinning cube. If you want to watch the
>>>>> spinning cube all day long, then by all means get Ubuntu. If you want
>>>>> to do real work you need a real operating system. Windows XP or Vista
>>>>> will work for you.
>>>> Have the long list of bugs that plagued the previous versions been
>>>> fixed?
>>> Vista will never be fixed even when the misnamed Windows SP3, aka Win 7,
>>> is released. One of every five Windows machines are infected and
>>> hundreds of thousands of Windows machines are spewing out spam at the
>>> behest of their net bot.
>>>
>>> Alias[/color]
>>
>> Classic Linux freetard tactic.
>>
>> Never admit Linux's faults but instead twist the subject toward Windows
>> rather than advocating Linux.[/color]
>
> I am advocating getting Windows off all computers that connect to the Net
> and I will post whatever my little heart desires. Get it, lame boy?
>
> Alias[/color]

Why not advocate stopping all child molesters and serial killers?