usually we use monkeys for experimental spaceships in case they blow up,
however we found a better passenger! FRANK!

This guy still has the brain capacity of a monkey but can also type messages
back to earth, since that's all he has done all his life..
type messages in newsgroups. No additional training will be required. The
fact that his brain is so small, and he is thin from years of anorexia
will keep the payload down.... We will even install a mechanical slapper
hand above his stupid head, whenever he does a mistake it will slap him
silly.

Also frank is not a real human.. he is a subhuman, so we wont feel regret
when we will be burning up the spaceship in the earths atmosphere...

reentries cost money you know!

"zuoer" <XP@ru.com> wrote in message news:48884b3b@newsgate.x-privat.org...
> usually we use monkeys for experimental spaceships in case they blow up,
> however we found a better passenger! FRANK!

No you have it all wrong numb nuts. YOU usually spank your monkey.

>
> This guy still has the brain capacity of a monkey but can also type
> messages back to earth, since that's all he has done all his life..

Look to yourself. You have no brain capacity.


> type messages in newsgroups. No additional training will be required. The
> fact that his brain is so small, and he is thin from years of anorexia
> will keep the payload down.... We will even install a mechanical slapper
> hand above his stupid head, whenever he does a mistake it will slap him
> silly.
>
> Also frank is not a real human.. he is a subhuman, so we wont feel regret
> when we will be burning up the spaceship in the earths atmosphere...
>
> reentries cost money you know!

I'm sure you know about rear-entry. You've been hanging around the Sheep
Farm again.


>

zuoer wrote:
> usually we use monkeys for experimental spaceships in case they blow
> up, however we found a better passenger! FRANK!
>
> This guy still has the brain capacity of a monkey
I did not think he had that much
> but can also type messages back to earth, since that's all he has done
> all his life..
> type messages in newsgroups. No additional training will be required.
> The fact that his brain is so small, and he is thin from years of
> anorexia
> will keep the payload down.... We will even install a mechanical
> slapper hand above his stupid head, whenever he does a mistake it will
> slap him silly.

Great
>
>
> Also frank is not a real human..

Could he be an alien?
> he is a subhuman, so we wont feel regret when we will be burning up
> the spaceship in the earths atmosphere...
>
> reentries cost money you know!

"zuoer" <XP@ru.com> wrote in message news:48884b3b@newsgate.x-privat.org...
> usually we use monkeys for experimental spaceships in case they blow up,
> however we found a better passenger! FRANK!
>
> This guy still has the brain capacity of a monkey but can also type
> messages back to earth, since that's all he has done all his life..
> type messages in newsgroups. No additional training will be required. The
> fact that his brain is so small, and he is thin from years of anorexia
> will keep the payload down.... We will even install a mechanical slapper
> hand above his stupid head, whenever he does a mistake it will slap him
> silly.
>
> Also frank is not a real human.. he is a subhuman, so we wont feel regret
> when we will be burning up the spaceship in the earths atmosphere...
>
> reentries cost money you know!

I Think For Our Space Program We Need To Send zuoer To A Far Away Planet.
Uranus Is The Perfect Place. Just FYI

GO AWAY IMPOSTOR, JUST FYI.


<kevpan815@noreply.com> wrote in message
news:2B6ik.18443$Ri.9853@flpi146.ffdc.sbc.com...
>
> "zuoer" <XP@ru.com> wrote in message
> news:48884b3b@newsgate.x-privat.org...
>> usually we use monkeys for experimental spaceships in case they blow up,
>> however we found a better passenger! FRANK!
>>
>> This guy still has the brain capacity of a monkey but can also type
>> messages back to earth, since that's all he has done all his life..
>> type messages in newsgroups. No additional training will be required. The
>> fact that his brain is so small, and he is thin from years of anorexia
>> will keep the payload down.... We will even install a mechanical slapper
>> hand above his stupid head, whenever he does a mistake it will slap him
>> silly.
>>
>> Also frank is not a real human.. he is a subhuman, so we wont feel regret
>> when we will be burning up the spaceship in the earths atmosphere...
>>
>> reentries cost money you know!
>
> I Think For Our Space Program We Need To Send zuoer To A Far Away Planet.
> Uranus Is The Perfect Place. Just FYI
>
>

Sorry, there are no imposters here. Go take your medication. Just FYI

<kevpan815@noreply.com> wrote in message
news:uR9WA8d7IHA.4536@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
> GO AWAY IMPOSTOR, JUST FYI.
>
>
> <kevpan815@noreply.com> wrote in message
> news:2B6ik.18443$Ri.9853@flpi146.ffdc.sbc.com...
>>
>> "zuoer" <XP@ru.com> wrote in message
>> news:48884b3b@newsgate.x-privat.org...
>>> usually we use monkeys for experimental spaceships in case they blow up,
>>> however we found a better passenger! FRANK!
>>>
>>> This guy still has the brain capacity of a monkey but can also type
>>> messages back to earth, since that's all he has done all his life..
>>> type messages in newsgroups. No additional training will be required.
>>> The fact that his brain is so small, and he is thin from years of
>>> anorexia
>>> will keep the payload down.... We will even install a mechanical slapper
>>> hand above his stupid head, whenever he does a mistake it will slap him
>>> silly.
>>>
>>> Also frank is not a real human.. he is a subhuman, so we wont feel
>>> regret when we will be burning up the spaceship in the earths
>>> atmosphere...
>>>
>>> reentries cost money you know!
>>
>> I Think For Our Space Program We Need To Send zuoer To A Far Away Planet.
>> Uranus Is The Perfect Place. Just FYI
>>
>>
>