Adam - You should change your diet so you won't be such a pain-in-the-ass


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On Wed, 9 Jul 2008 17:30:33 -0700, "Spanky deMonkey, ESQ"
<spanky@deMonkey.com> wrote:
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>Adam - You should change your diet so you won't be such a pain-in-the-ass[/color]

I'm sorry I was a pain in YOUR ass. I asked if you wanted lube, you
said no. Besides, you were a lousy partner. What was with those sheep
sounds you kept making? You didn't swallow either. I got another
complaint. What are you half male, half female? You were the one that
insisted we keep the lights out. But surprise, I snapped a picture
anyway before I left.

May as well share it:

Spanky deMonkey in all her/his it's glory

[url]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y162/mountie_007/FatWomenTryingtogetpantson.jpg[/url]

"Ringmaster" <bigtop@VistaGeneralCircus.net> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 9 Jul 2008 17:30:33 -0700, "Spanky deMonkey, ESQ"
> <spanky@deMonkey.com> wrote:
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>>Adam - You should change your diet so you won't be such a pain-in-the-ass[/color]
>
> I'm sorry I was a pain in YOUR ass. I asked if you wanted lube, you
> said no. Besides, you were a lousy partner. What was with those sheep
> sounds you kept making? You didn't swallow either. I got another
> complaint. What are you half male, half female? You were the one that
> insisted we keep the lights out. But surprise, I snapped a picture
> anyway before I left.
>
> May as well share it:
>
> Spanky deMonkey in all her/his it's glory
>
> [url]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y162/mountie_007/FatWomenTryingtogetpantson.jpg[/url][/color]

You know, after looking at her I just can't do it. I can't take your BABE
away from you. Sorry pal.