Well lets see if we can get an idea.

A turkey, which many consider the dumest of all animals can literally
drown if it is left out in the middle of a thunderstorm because it
often will look up at the sky with it's mouth open and can end up
trying to swallow so much rain in time it falls over dead. It has also
been reported that turkeys die of heart attacks if they get scared by
too many other turkeys gobbling at once. Some turkeys are so stupid
they forgot how to eat and need to be hand fed. Turkeys because they
are breed to have extra large breasts can no longer mate naturally.
Still many try to hump large rocks fall off, ending up gasping for air
and again die of a heart attacks.

A possum will sit still and let another possum chew off it's tail or
ears and make no effort to get away.

Dogs routinely eat their own vomit.

Turtles in an emergency can breath through their butts.

A cow can be led up a flight of stairs, but will refuse to go down the
same stairs no matter what.

What does this have to do with Frank and Yanaire? All the listed
animals are way smarter than these two buffoons.

executioner wrote:
>
> A cow can be led up a flight of stairs, but will refuse to go down the
> same stairs no matter what.
>

Did you install an elevator?

As Adam's doctor, I would like to apologize to the group for Adam's
outbursts. Adam is under extreme pressure and going through much needed
psyco-therapy and is acting out against society.

We usually have Adam sedated and under control but for some reason, Adam has
been out of control. We will try to control the situation but please ignore
any more of his postings.

Thanks,

Adam's Doctor.


"executioner" <FrankNeedsAPsychologist******.com> wrote in message
news:c5bd7b91-7080-499a-b068-b03bb3d5b90b@d45g2000hsc.googlegroups.com...
> Well lets see if we can get an idea.
>
> A turkey, which many consider the dumest of all animals can literally
> drown if it is left out in the middle of a thunderstorm because it
> often will look up at the sky with it's mouth open and can end up
> trying to swallow so much rain in time it falls over dead. It has also
> been reported that turkeys die of heart attacks if they get scared by
> too many other turkeys gobbling at once. Some turkeys are so stupid
> they forgot how to eat and need to be hand fed. Turkeys because they
> are breed to have extra large breasts can no longer mate naturally.
> Still many try to hump large rocks fall off, ending up gasping for air
> and again die of a heart attacks.
>
> A possum will sit still and let another possum chew off it's tail or
> ears and make no effort to get away.
>
> Dogs routinely eat their own vomit.
>
> Turtles in an emergency can breath through their butts.
>
> A cow can be led up a flight of stairs, but will refuse to go down the
> same stairs no matter what.
>
> What does this have to do with Frank and Yanaire? All the listed
> animals are way smarter than these two buffoons.
>

executioner wrote:
> Well lets see if we can get an idea.
>
> A turkey, which many consider the dumest of all animals can literally
> drown if it is left out in the middle of a thunderstorm because it
> often will look up at the sky with it's mouth open and can end up
> trying to swallow so much rain in time it falls over dead.
I have to stick up for LOL!. That will never happen to him because his
head is someplace else.
> It has also
> been reported that turkeys die of heart attacks if they get scared by
> too many other turkeys gobbling at once. Some turkeys are so stupid
> they forgot how to eat and need to be hand fed. Turkeys because they
> are breed to have extra large breasts can no longer mate naturally.
> Still many try to hump large rocks fall off, ending up gasping for air
> and again die of a heart attacks.
>
Now that sounds like the Jerk.
> A possum will sit still and let another possum chew off it's tail or
> ears and make no effort to get away.
>
> Dogs routinely eat their own vomit.
>
> Turtles in an emergency can breath through their butts.
>
> A cow can be led up a flight of stairs, but will refuse to go down the
> same stairs no matter what.
>
> What does this have to do with Frank and Yanaire? All the listed
> animals are way smarter than these two buffoons.
>
AMEN

By PowerUser:
"Licentious. Obnoxious. Anti-democratic. In case you can't tell, I'm
making a direct reference to Mr. Adam Albright. Before I launch into my
main topic, I want to make a few matters crystal-clear: (1) Failure to
recognize this salient point will result in Adam's getting free reign to
enshrine irrational fears and fancies as truth, and (2) as a result of
that, my observations are perhaps unique. Now that you know where I
stand on those issues, I can safely say that wily cutthroats like Adam
are not born -- they are excreted. However unsavory that metaphor may
be, Adam acts as if he were King of the World. This hauteur is
astonishing, staggering, and mind-boggling. He truly believes that he
defends the real needs of the working class. It is just such
counter-productive megalomania, muddleheaded egoism, and intellectual
aberrancy that stirs Adam to carve out space in the mainstream for
ungrateful politics.

I want to draw two important conclusions from this. The first is that
Adam and his gofers are wolves in sheep's clothing who will create
profound emotional distress for people on both sides of the issue
eventually, and the second is that the justification he gave for seeking
to judge people by the color of their skin while ignoring the content of
their character was one of the most addlepated justifications I've ever
heard. It was so addlepated, in fact, that I will not repeat it here.
Even without hearing the details you can still see my point quite
clearly: Adam keeps telling everyone within earshot that honesty and
responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless. I'm
guessing that Adam read that on some Web site of dubious validity. More
reliable sources generally indicate that he isn't as smart as he thinks
he is. As an interesting experiment, try to point this out to
Adam. (You might want to don safety equipment first.) I think you'll
find that if he had even a shred of intellectual integrity, he'd admit
that he has no evidence or examples to back up his point. Still, I
recommend you check out some of his commentaries and draw your own
conclusions on the matter. Adam teaches workshops on clericalism.
Students who have been through the program compare it to a Communist
re-education camp. Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to
repeat it. Of course, if Adam had learned anything from history, he'd
know that I challenge him to point out any text in this letter that
proposes that we ought to worship feckless mountebanks as folk heroes.
It isn't there. There's neither a hint nor a suggestion of such a thing.


We no longer have the luxury of indulging in universalist, altruistic
principles that, no matter how noble they may appear, have enabled the
most self-satisfied spouters I've ever seen to compose paeans to
irrationalism. Didn't Adam tell his comrades that he wants to make
people suspicious of those who speak the truth? Did he first give any
thought to what would happen if he did? Of course, that question is
ridiculous -- as ridiculous as his gormless platitudes. None but the
grotesque can deny that he says that the sun rises just for him. What he
means by this, of course, is that he wants free reign to threaten the
existence of human life, perhaps all life on the planet. I understand
that I become truly impatient with people who refuse to recognize the
key role that he is playing in the destruction of our civilization, but
from the fog and mist of his disquisitions rises the leering grimace of
nihilism. An equal but opposite observation is that I and Adam part
company when it comes to the issue of quislingism. He feels that
those who disagree with him should be cast into the outer darkness,
should be shunned, should starve, while I suspect that he needs to stop
living in a fool's paradise. But there's the rub; his idea of mutinous
autism is no political belief. It is a fierce and burning gospel of
hatred and intolerance, of murder and destruction, and the unloosing of
an irascible blood-lust. It is, in every sense, a doctrinaire and pagan
religion that incites its worshipers to an infernal frenzy and then
prompts them to precipitate riots.


Adam does not merely undermine the current world order. He does so
consciously, deliberately, willfully, and methodically. His undertakings
were never about tolerance and equality. That was just window dressing
for the "innocents". Rather, someone has been giving Adam's brain a very
thorough washing, and now Adam is trying to do the same to us. Several
things he has said have brought me to the boiling point. The statement
of his that made the strongest impression on me, however, was something
to the effect of how he is a refined gentleman with the soundest
education and morals you can imagine. Forgive me for boring you with all
the gory details, but Adam's hypocrisy is transparent. Even the least
discerning among us can see right through it.


It's easy to tell if Adam's lying. If his lips are moving, he's lying.
Although Adam demonstrates a great deal of ignorance and presumption
when he says that he commands an army of robots that live in the hollow
center of the earth and produce earthquakes whenever they feel like
shaking things up a bit on the surface, the fact remains that in order
to convince us that he has the authority to issue licenses for
practicing heathenism, Adam often turns to the old propagandist trick of
comparing results brought about by entirely dissimilar causes. Now that
you've read the bulk of this letter, it should not come as a complete
surprise that there can be no argument that when I first realized that
Mr. Adam Albright is a proponent of "paternalism" -- a term Adam uses
catachrestically in place of "Pyrrhonism" -- a cold shudder ran down my
back. However, this fact bears repeating again and again, until the
words crack through the hardened exteriors of those who would violate
the basic tenets of journalism and scholarship. I am referring, of
course, to the likes of Adam Albright."

Want to read more about this failed drunken accountant and big mouth
lying pig?
For your reading pleasure!

http://groups.google.com/groups/prof...WGCKzw8oMmJKS7

Enjoy!
I know I did!...LOL!
Frank

why go to the animal kingdom when even inanimate objects like rocks or dirt
is smarter than frank?

Biology has at least some instinct, even if it is a one cell plant.

However frank is stupider than a once cell plant.. far stupider.

"executioner" <FrankNeedsAPsychologist******.com> wrote in message
news:c5bd7b91-7080-499a-b068-b03bb3d5b90b@d45g2000hsc.googlegroups.com...
> Well lets see if we can get an idea.
>
> A turkey, which many consider the dumest of all animals can literally
> drown if it is left out in the middle of a thunderstorm because it
> often will look up at the sky with it's mouth open and can end up
> trying to swallow so much rain in time it falls over dead. It has also
> been reported that turkeys die of heart attacks if they get scared by
> too many other turkeys gobbling at once. Some turkeys are so stupid
> they forgot how to eat and need to be hand fed. Turkeys because they
> are breed to have extra large breasts can no longer mate naturally.
> Still many try to hump large rocks fall off, ending up gasping for air
> and again die of a heart attacks.
>
> A possum will sit still and let another possum chew off it's tail or
> ears and make no effort to get away.
>
> Dogs routinely eat their own vomit.
>
> Turtles in an emergency can breath through their butts.
>
> A cow can be led up a flight of stairs, but will refuse to go down the
> same stairs no matter what.
>
> What does this have to do with Frank and Yanaire? All the listed
> animals are way smarter than these two buffoons.
>

why go to the animal kingdom when even inanimate objects like rocks or dirt
is smarter than frank?

Biology has at least some instinct, even if it is a one cell plant.

However frank is stupider than a once cell plant.. far stupider.



"Frank" <fab@nopam.net> wrote in message news:g3u84l$m22$2@aioe.org...
> By PowerUser:
> "Licentious. Obnoxious. Anti-democratic. In case you can't tell, I'm
> making a direct reference to Mr. Adam Albright. Before I launch into my
> main topic, I want to make a few matters crystal-clear: (1) Failure to
> recognize this salient point will result in Adam's getting free reign to
> enshrine irrational fears and fancies as truth, and (2) as a result of
> that, my observations are perhaps unique. Now that you know where I
> stand on those issues, I can safely say that wily cutthroats like Adam
> are not born -- they are excreted. However unsavory that metaphor may
> be, Adam acts as if he were King of the World. This hauteur is
> astonishing, staggering, and mind-boggling. He truly believes that he
> defends the real needs of the working class. It is just such
> counter-productive megalomania, muddleheaded egoism, and intellectual
> aberrancy that stirs Adam to carve out space in the mainstream for
> ungrateful politics.
>
> I want to draw two important conclusions from this. The first is that
> Adam and his gofers are wolves in sheep's clothing who will create
> profound emotional distress for people on both sides of the issue
> eventually, and the second is that the justification he gave for seeking
> to judge people by the color of their skin while ignoring the content of
> their character was one of the most addlepated justifications I've ever
> heard. It was so addlepated, in fact, that I will not repeat it here.
> Even without hearing the details you can still see my point quite
> clearly: Adam keeps telling everyone within earshot that honesty and
> responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless. I'm
> guessing that Adam read that on some Web site of dubious validity. More
> reliable sources generally indicate that he isn't as smart as he thinks
> he is. As an interesting experiment, try to point this out to
> Adam. (You might want to don safety equipment first.) I think you'll
> find that if he had even a shred of intellectual integrity, he'd admit
> that he has no evidence or examples to back up his point. Still, I
> recommend you check out some of his commentaries and draw your own
> conclusions on the matter. Adam teaches workshops on clericalism.
> Students who have been through the program compare it to a Communist
> re-education camp. Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to
> repeat it. Of course, if Adam had learned anything from history, he'd
> know that I challenge him to point out any text in this letter that
> proposes that we ought to worship feckless mountebanks as folk heroes.
> It isn't there. There's neither a hint nor a suggestion of such a thing.
>
>
> We no longer have the luxury of indulging in universalist, altruistic
> principles that, no matter how noble they may appear, have enabled the
> most self-satisfied spouters I've ever seen to compose paeans to
> irrationalism. Didn't Adam tell his comrades that he wants to make
> people suspicious of those who speak the truth? Did he first give any
> thought to what would happen if he did? Of course, that question is
> ridiculous -- as ridiculous as his gormless platitudes. None but the
> grotesque can deny that he says that the sun rises just for him. What he
> means by this, of course, is that he wants free reign to threaten the
> existence of human life, perhaps all life on the planet. I understand
> that I become truly impatient with people who refuse to recognize the
> key role that he is playing in the destruction of our civilization, but
> from the fog and mist of his disquisitions rises the leering grimace of
> nihilism. An equal but opposite observation is that I and Adam part
> company when it comes to the issue of quislingism. He feels that
> those who disagree with him should be cast into the outer darkness,
> should be shunned, should starve, while I suspect that he needs to stop
> living in a fool's paradise. But there's the rub; his idea of mutinous
> autism is no political belief. It is a fierce and burning gospel of
> hatred and intolerance, of murder and destruction, and the unloosing of
> an irascible blood-lust. It is, in every sense, a doctrinaire and pagan
> religion that incites its worshipers to an infernal frenzy and then
> prompts them to precipitate riots.
>
>
> Adam does not merely undermine the current world order. He does so
> consciously, deliberately, willfully, and methodically. His undertakings
> were never about tolerance and equality. That was just window dressing
> for the "innocents". Rather, someone has been giving Adam's brain a very
> thorough washing, and now Adam is trying to do the same to us. Several
> things he has said have brought me to the boiling point. The statement
> of his that made the strongest impression on me, however, was something
> to the effect of how he is a refined gentleman with the soundest
> education and morals you can imagine. Forgive me for boring you with all
> the gory details, but Adam's hypocrisy is transparent. Even the least
> discerning among us can see right through it.
>
>
> It's easy to tell if Adam's lying. If his lips are moving, he's lying.
> Although Adam demonstrates a great deal of ignorance and presumption
> when he says that he commands an army of robots that live in the hollow
> center of the earth and produce earthquakes whenever they feel like
> shaking things up a bit on the surface, the fact remains that in order
> to convince us that he has the authority to issue licenses for
> practicing heathenism, Adam often turns to the old propagandist trick of
> comparing results brought about by entirely dissimilar causes. Now that
> you've read the bulk of this letter, it should not come as a complete
> surprise that there can be no argument that when I first realized that
> Mr. Adam Albright is a proponent of "paternalism" -- a term Adam uses
> catachrestically in place of "Pyrrhonism" -- a cold shudder ran down my
> back. However, this fact bears repeating again and again, until the
> words crack through the hardened exteriors of those who would violate
> the basic tenets of journalism and scholarship. I am referring, of
> course, to the likes of Adam Albright."
>
> Want to read more about this failed drunken accountant and big mouth
> lying pig?
> For your reading pleasure!
>
> http://groups.google.com/groups/prof...WGCKzw8oMmJKS7
>
> Enjoy!
> I know I did!...LOL!
> Frank
>

Clear Windows, the idiot moron loser wrote:

----------------------------------

Hey capin' crunch...don't let that guy (or is it a girl?) in the next
cubicle take your lunch money, fight back!
Otherwise you won't have any cheetos to eat!...LOL!

Clear Windows wrote:
> why go to the animal kingdom when even inanimate objects like rocks or
> dirt is smarter than frank?
Do you think he is more stupid than a rock on mars?
>
> Biology has at least some instinct, even if it is a one cell plant.
>
> However frank is stupider than a once cell plant.. far stupider.
>
> "executioner" <FrankNeedsAPsychologist******.com> wrote in message
> news:c5bd7b91-7080-499a-b068-b03bb3d5b90b@d45g2000hsc.googlegroups.com...
>> Well lets see if we can get an idea.
>>
>> A turkey, which many consider the dumest of all animals can literally
>> drown if it is left out in the middle of a thunderstorm because it
>> often will look up at the sky with it's mouth open and can end up
>> trying to swallow so much rain in time it falls over dead. It has also
>> been reported that turkeys die of heart attacks if they get scared by
>> too many other turkeys gobbling at once. Some turkeys are so stupid
>> they forgot how to eat and need to be hand fed. Turkeys because they
>> are breed to have extra large breasts can no longer mate naturally.
>> Still many try to hump large rocks fall off, ending up gasping for air
>> and again die of a heart attacks.
>>
>> A possum will sit still and let another possum chew off it's tail or
>> ears and make no effort to get away.
>>
>> Dogs routinely eat their own vomit.
>>
>> Turtles in an emergency can breath through their butts.
>>
>> A cow can be led up a flight of stairs, but will refuse to go down the
>> same stairs no matter what.
>>
>> What does this have to do with Frank and Yanaire? All the listed
>> animals are way smarter than these two buffoons.
>>

"measekite" <inkystinky@oem.com> wrote in message
news:ybD8k.11409$uE5.615@flpi144.ffdc.sbc.com...
>
>
> Clear Windows wrote:
>> why go to the animal kingdom when even inanimate objects like rocks or
>> dirt is smarter than frank?
> Do you think he is more stupid than a rock on mars?

You are more stupid than a thumb up your own ass. Oops. You always keep
your thumb up your ass. Unless you are sucking your thumb.

You sicko.


>>
>> Biology has at least some instinct, even if it is a one cell plant.
>>
>> However frank is stupider than a once cell plant.. far stupider.
>>
>> "executioner" <FrankNeedsAPsychologist******.com> wrote in message
>> news:c5bd7b91-7080-499a-b068-b03bb3d5b90b@d45g2000hsc.googlegroups.com...
>>> Well lets see if we can get an idea.
>>>
>>> A turkey, which many consider the dumest of all animals can literally
>>> drown if it is left out in the middle of a thunderstorm because it
>>> often will look up at the sky with it's mouth open and can end up
>>> trying to swallow so much rain in time it falls over dead. It has also
>>> been reported that turkeys die of heart attacks if they get scared by
>>> too many other turkeys gobbling at once. Some turkeys are so stupid
>>> they forgot how to eat and need to be hand fed. Turkeys because they
>>> are breed to have extra large breasts can no longer mate naturally.
>>> Still many try to hump large rocks fall off, ending up gasping for air
>>> and again die of a heart attacks.
>>>
>>> A possum will sit still and let another possum chew off it's tail or
>>> ears and make no effort to get away.
>>>
>>> Dogs routinely eat their own vomit.
>>>
>>> Turtles in an emergency can breath through their butts.
>>>
>>> A cow can be led up a flight of stairs, but will refuse to go down the
>>> same stairs no matter what.
>>>
>>> What does this have to do with Frank and Yanaire? All the listed
>>> animals are way smarter than these two buffoons.
>>>

measher****head, the oem ink drinking idiot moron loser wrote:

--------------------------------------------------------------------------

Aren't you the same fruitcake loser who was changing everyone's post who
disagreed with you over at the printer ng? That was you wasn't it, remember?
We all complained to your ISP and you eventually stopped doing it!

Also are you the stupid idiot piece of **** who capitalized each and
every word in ever post over at the printer ng until we all complained
once again to your ISP?
Remember?

Also are you not the dumb fukkin son of a bitch piece of **** who
continues to post in HTML even thought everyone in all of the ng's
you're in has complained about it and told you to stop doing it?
Remember

Are you not the asshole who did all of that? You were weren't you!

Would you like your ISP to get so many abuse complaints about you once
again that they think they're getting DDOS, huh?

Are you really as dense and as stupid and ignorant and as fukkin dumb as
you seem to be?
Are you?
You are aren't you!

And aren't you a declared austrian fascist, an atheist and a bigot?
You did proclaim to be all of those didn't you.

Take my advice measher****head, get fukkin lost you idiot moron piece of
**** loser!
Frank

want to know more about this asshole loser?
Go here:

http://groups.google.com/groups/prof...l47z4AZhN98BFg

A meteorite from mars found in Alaska had fossils of very small organism
like structure, that means that perhaps there was biology in that rock, and
that means it was smarter than frank

frank is brain dead.......

You know the IQ of your pet rock? Frank is stupider




"measekite" <inkystinky@oem.com> wrote in message
news:ybD8k.11409$uE5.615@flpi144.ffdc.sbc.com...
>
>
> Clear Windows wrote:
>> why go to the animal kingdom when even inanimate objects like rocks or
>> dirt is smarter than frank?
> Do you think he is more stupid than a rock on mars?
>>
>> Biology has at least some instinct, even if it is a one cell plant.
>>
>> However frank is stupider than a once cell plant.. far stupider.
>>
>> "executioner" <FrankNeedsAPsychologist******.com> wrote in message
>> news:c5bd7b91-7080-499a-b068-b03bb3d5b90b@d45g2000hsc.googlegroups.com...
>>> Well lets see if we can get an idea.
>>>
>>> A turkey, which many consider the dumest of all animals can literally
>>> drown if it is left out in the middle of a thunderstorm because it
>>> often will look up at the sky with it's mouth open and can end up
>>> trying to swallow so much rain in time it falls over dead. It has also
>>> been reported that turkeys die of heart attacks if they get scared by
>>> too many other turkeys gobbling at once. Some turkeys are so stupid
>>> they forgot how to eat and need to be hand fed. Turkeys because they
>>> are breed to have extra large breasts can no longer mate naturally.
>>> Still many try to hump large rocks fall off, ending up gasping for air
>>> and again die of a heart attacks.
>>>
>>> A possum will sit still and let another possum chew off it's tail or
>>> ears and make no effort to get away.
>>>
>>> Dogs routinely eat their own vomit.
>>>
>>> Turtles in an emergency can breath through their butts.
>>>
>>> A cow can be led up a flight of stairs, but will refuse to go down the
>>> same stairs no matter what.
>>>
>>> What does this have to do with Frank and Yanaire? All the listed
>>> animals are way smarter than these two buffoons.
>>>

Clear Windows, the real idiot moron loser wrote:

-------------------------------------------

What's wrong capin' crunch? Hard day at the cubicle? That bully keeps
picking on you? Taking your lunch money? Does he keep hitting your "Esc'
key?
Well...just tell him how smart you are! That'll subdue him!...LOL!
Frank

hey moron, just because I don't brag all the time like you do, doesn't mean
that you are better than me in any way.

I probably make more in a month than you do in a year! lol Or make that 2
years?

wait, you don't make any money! you are on welfare and troll all day and
night!

"fb" <fb@nomspam.net> wrote in message
news:uuKKTL11IHA.2208@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
> Clear Windows, the real idiot moron loser wrote:
>
> -------------------------------------------
>
> What's wrong capin' crunch? Hard day at the cubicle? That bully keeps
> picking on you? Taking your lunch money? Does he keep hitting your "Esc'
> key?
> Well...just tell him how smart you are! That'll subdue him!...LOL!
> Frank

"Clear Windows" <carlferedeck@wizzmail.com> wrote in message
news:48641a9c@newsgate.x-privat.org...
> hey moron, just because I don't brag all the time like you do, doesn't
> mean that you are better than me in any way.
>
> I probably make more in a month than you do in a year! lol Or make that 2
> years?
>

I didn't know Wal-Mart paid you that well. Think again douche bag. You
would be lucky to earn $6.50 an hour.


> wait, you don't make any money! you are on welfare and troll all day and
> night!
>
> "fb" <fb@nomspam.net> wrote in message
> news:uuKKTL11IHA.2208@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>> Clear Windows, the real idiot moron loser wrote:
>>
>> -------------------------------------------
>>
>> What's wrong capin' crunch? Hard day at the cubicle? That bully keeps
>> picking on you? Taking your lunch money? Does he keep hitting your "Esc'
>> key?
>> Well...just tell him how smart you are! That'll subdue him!...LOL!
>> Frank
>