What is Traumatic Vista Group Brain Injury?



Traumatic Vista Group Brain Injury (TVGBI), also called acquired brain
injury or simply head injury, occurs when a sudden trauma causes damage to
the brain. TVGBI can result when the head suddenly and violently shakes
because the reader is reading a post that is completely stupid, or when an
object pierces the skull and enters brain tissue. TVGBI can result when a
user interacts with Linux or Ubuntu or any OpenSource Software that is
inferior in design and implementation.



Symptoms of a TVGBI can be mild, moderate, or severe, depending on the
extent of the damage to the brain. A person with a mild TVGBI may post
mildly irritating posts or completely off the wall posts. A person with
TVGBI may be known to interact with Sheep.



Other symptoms of mild TVGBI include headache, confusion, lightheadedness,
dizziness, blurred vision or tired eyes, ringing in the ears, bad taste in
the mouth, fatigue or lethargy, a change in sleep patterns, behavioral or
mood changes, and trouble with installing software on their Personal
Computer.



A person with a moderate or severe TVGBI may show these same symptoms, but
may also have a headache that gets worse or does not go away, repeated
vomiting or nausea, convulsions or seizures, an inability to awaken from
sleep, dilation of one or both pupils of the eyes, slurred speech, weakness
or numbness in the extremities, loss of coordination, and increased
confusion, restlessness, or agitation.



A person with sever TVGBI may also use "Just FYI" all the time. This
behavior is extremly annoying to others.





Is there any treatment?



Anyone with signs of moderate or severe TVGBI should receive medical
attention as soon as possible.



It is advisable to remove any versions of Linux or Ubuntu from your
computer. It is also advisable to remove any Open Source software that is
on your computer. It is proven that this type of software irritates the
brain tissue.



Because little can be done to reverse the initial brain damage caused by
trauma, medical personnel try to stabilize an individual with TVGBI and
focus on preventing further injury.

"Dr. Spanky deMonkey" <drSpanky@deMonkey.com> wrote in message
news:ujXU2AHvIHA.3564@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
> What is Traumatic Vista Group Brain Injury?
>
>
>
> Traumatic Vista Group Brain Injury (TVGBI), also called acquired brain
> injury or simply head injury, occurs when a sudden trauma causes damage to
> the brain. TVGBI can result when the head suddenly and violently shakes
> because the reader is reading a post that is completely stupid, or when an
> object pierces the skull and enters brain tissue. TVGBI can result when a
> user interacts with Linux or Ubuntu or any OpenSource Software that is
> inferior in design and implementation.
>
>
>
> Symptoms of a TVGBI can be mild, moderate, or severe, depending on the
> extent of the damage to the brain. A person with a mild TVGBI may post
> mildly irritating posts or completely off the wall posts. A person with
> TVGBI may be known to interact with Sheep.
>
>
>
> Other symptoms of mild TVGBI include headache, confusion, lightheadedness,
> dizziness, blurred vision or tired eyes, ringing in the ears, bad taste in
> the mouth, fatigue or lethargy, a change in sleep patterns, behavioral or
> mood changes, and trouble with installing software on their Personal
> Computer.
>
>
>
> A person with a moderate or severe TVGBI may show these same symptoms, but
> may also have a headache that gets worse or does not go away, repeated
> vomiting or nausea, convulsions or seizures, an inability to awaken from
> sleep, dilation of one or both pupils of the eyes, slurred speech,
> weakness or numbness in the extremities, loss of coordination, and
> increased confusion, restlessness, or agitation.
>
>
>
> A person with sever TVGBI may also use "Just FYI" all the time. This
> behavior is extremly annoying to others.
>
>
>
>
>
> Is there any treatment?
>
>
>
> Anyone with signs of moderate or severe TVGBI should receive medical
> attention as soon as possible.
>
>
>
> It is advisable to remove any versions of Linux or Ubuntu from your
> computer. It is also advisable to remove any Open Source software that is
> on your computer. It is proven that this type of software irritates the
> brain tissue.
>
>
>
> Because little can be done to reverse the initial brain damage caused by
> trauma, medical personnel try to stabilize an individual with TVGBI and
> focus on preventing further injury.

According to Harvard Medical School, the leading cause is Vista use...

On May 22, 5:59*pm, "Dr. Spanky deMonkey" <drSpa...@deMonkey.com>
wrote:
> What is Traumatic Vista Group Brain Injury?
>
> Traumatic Vista Group Brain Injury (TVGBI), also called acquired brain
> injury or simply head injury, occurs when a sudden trauma causes damage to
> the brain. TVGBI can result when the head suddenly and violently shakes
> because the reader is reading a post that is completely stupid, or when an
> object pierces the skull and enters brain tissue. TVGBI can result when a
> user interacts with Linux or Ubuntu or any OpenSource Software that is
> inferior in design and implementation.
>
> Symptoms of a TVGBI can be mild, moderate, or severe, depending on the
> extent of the damage to the brain. * A person with a mild TVGBI may post
> mildly irritating posts or completely off the wall posts. *A person with
> TVGBI may be known to interact with Sheep.
>
> Other symptoms of mild TVGBI include headache, confusion, lightheadedness,
> dizziness, blurred vision or tired eyes, ringing in the ears, bad taste in
> the mouth, fatigue or lethargy, a change in sleep patterns, behavioral or
> mood changes, and trouble with installing software on their Personal
> Computer.
>
> A person with a moderate or severe TVGBI may show these same symptoms, but
> may also have a headache that gets worse or does not go away, repeated
> vomiting or nausea, convulsions or seizures, an inability to awaken from
> sleep, dilation of one or both pupils of the eyes, slurred speech, weakness
> or numbness in the extremities, loss of coordination, and increased
> confusion, restlessness, or agitation.
>
> A person with sever TVGBI may also use "Just FYI" all the time. *This
> behavior is extremly annoying to others.
>
> Is there any treatment?
>
> Anyone with signs of moderate or severe TVGBI should receive medical
> attention as soon as possible.
>
> It is advisable to remove any versions of Linux or Ubuntu from your
> computer. *It is also advisable to remove any Open Source software that is
> on your computer. *It is proven that this type of software irritates the
> brain tissue.
>
> Because little can be done to reverse the initial brain damage caused by
> trauma, medical personnel try to stabilize an individual with TVGBI and
> focus on preventing further injury.

This sounds like Adam has an extreme case of this disease. He should
seek help immediately.

On May 23, 8:43*am, Bill Yanaire <BillYana...******.com> wrote:
> On May 22, 5:59*pm, "Dr. Spanky deMonkey" <drSpa...@deMonkey.com>
> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > What is Traumatic Vista Group Brain Injury?
>
> > Traumatic Vista Group Brain Injury (TVGBI), also called acquired brain
> > injury or simply head injury, occurs when a sudden trauma causes damage to
> > the brain. TVGBI can result when the head suddenly and violently shakes
> > because the reader is reading a post that is completely stupid, or when an
> > object pierces the skull and enters brain tissue. TVGBI can result when a
> > user interacts with Linux or Ubuntu or any OpenSource Software that is
> > inferior in design and implementation.
>
> > Symptoms of a TVGBI can be mild, moderate, or severe, depending on the
> > extent of the damage to the brain. * A person with a mild TVGBI may post
> > mildly irritating posts or completely off the wall posts. *A person with
> > TVGBI may be known to interact with Sheep.
>
> > Other symptoms of mild TVGBI include headache, confusion, lightheadedness,
> > dizziness, blurred vision or tired eyes, ringing in the ears, bad taste in
> > the mouth, fatigue or lethargy, a change in sleep patterns, behavioral or
> > mood changes, and trouble with installing software on their Personal
> > Computer.
>
> > A person with a moderate or severe TVGBI may show these same symptoms, but
> > may also have a headache that gets worse or does not go away, repeated
> > vomiting or nausea, convulsions or seizures, an inability to awaken from
> > sleep, dilation of one or both pupils of the eyes, slurred speech, weakness
> > or numbness in the extremities, loss of coordination, and increased
> > confusion, restlessness, or agitation.
>
> > A person with sever TVGBI may also use "Just FYI" all the time. *This
> > behavior is extremly annoying to others.
>
> > Is there any treatment?
>
> > Anyone with signs of moderate or severe TVGBI should receive medical
> > attention as soon as possible.
>
> > It is advisable to remove any versions of Linux or Ubuntu from your
> > computer. *It is also advisable to remove any Open Source software that is
> > on your computer. *It is proven that this type of software irritates the
> > brain tissue.
>
> > Because little can be done to reverse the initial brain damage caused by
> > trauma, medical personnel try to stabilize an individual with TVGBI and
> > focus on preventing further injury.
>
> This sounds like Adam has an extreme case of this disease. *He should
> seek help immediately.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

I think Adam is beyond help. Over at the mental institution they just
keep him in the corner with farm animals and some lube.
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