I Was So Excited To Test Vista SP1, Just FYI, That The Other Day, I Decided
To Prove That Vista With SP1 Runs 100% Faster. Just FYI. Since It Is Cold
Outside I Put My Machine On The Front Porch. Just FYI. I Started Up My
Vista And Double Clicked On An Icon. Just FYI. The Icon Blinked And The
Program Came Up 100% Faster. Just FYI.

I Then Decided To Copy A File, Just FYI, So I Highlighted A File, Just FYI,
And Did CTRL-C. Someone Told Me That This Allows Vista To Copy. I Am
Getting Really Excited. I Then Moved To Another Directory, Then I Did A
CTRL-V. This I Was Told Was Paste. Exciting. The File Started To Copy
Right Away. That Means It Copied 100%. There Is My Proof That Vista With
RTM/SP1 Is Faster.

Vista With SP1/RTM Also Allows The Capitalization Of The First Letter Of
Each Word. Just FYI. That Is 100% Also.

Now I Will Go To My Other Machine And Worship Ubuntu. I Am Alias #2. Just
FYI