Don't quit your day job as a janitor.....
You'll never make it as a comedian.




[H]omer wrote:
> Linux Genuine Advantage™
>
> .----
> | Linux Genuine Advantage™ is an exciting and mandatory new way for
> | you to place your computer under the remote control of an untrusted
> | third party!
> |
> | According to an independent study conducted by some scientists,
> | many users of Linux are running non-Genuine versions of their
> | operating system. This puts them at the disadvantage of having
> | their computers work normally, without periodically phoning home
> | unannounced to see if it's OK for their computer to continue
> | functioning. These users are also missing out on the Advantage of
> | paying ongoing licensing fees to ensure their computer keeps
> | operating properly.
> |
> | To remedy this, we have created a new program available as a
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> `----
>
> http://www.linuxgenuineadvantage.org/
>
> --
> K.
> http://slated.org
>
> .----
> | "[Microsoft] are willing to lose money for years and years just to
> | make sure that you don't make any money, either." - Bob Cringely.
> | - http://blog.businessofsoftware.org/2...ly-the-un.html
> `----
>
> Fedora release 7 (Moonshine) on sky, running kernel 2.6.22.1-41.fc7
> 19:10:23 up 80 days, 19:05, 3 users, load average: 1.05, 1.45, 1.45

Micoshaft Asstrotufer traci.manicotti******.com wrote on behalf of Micoshaft
Corporation:

> Don't quit your day job as a janitor.....
> You'll never make it as a comedian.


What's the matter? Asstrotufing for big corporations to post
disparaging remarks against Linux is making you a pussy?

Stop spliffing and tell your sponsors to they can all go home.
Linux has won with your arrival.
We all know.