Go Back   Technology Questions > Software Questions > Operating System Questions > Vista Community > Windows Vista

Windows Vista Discuss the different versions of Windows Vista, Fuji, or Vienna

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 06-15-2007, 01:30 PM
Mac
Tablet PC Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Official Microsoft Humour? OZ style...

Okay it's Friday...

4. You're Totally Paranoid, so Get Out the Acetylene Torch
I'm not kidding. The only absolute and assured way of protecting your data
is to destroy the hard drive. To do that, you need to remove it from the
computer. If you want to save the rest of the computer, touch the machine's
metal frame before reaching in. Static electricity can wreck the circuitry.

Unplug the wires on the hard drive and remove the mounting screws. The hard
drive slides out from the back of its holder.

The Pentagon shreds its hard drives. That should work, assuming you can find
a hard-drive shredder. I've never seen one.

You need to destroy the platters inside. Try smashing them with a hammer.
Destroying them with a torch should work.

Step 4 seems excessive to me. But you're right to be paranoid about this.
Identity theft has become overwhelming. Personally, I would use Step 3. I
believe in being careful, no matter who gets the computer.

From
http://www.microsoft.com/australia/s...harddrive.mspx




Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote

 
Old 06-15-2007, 01:30 PM
Xploder HD Movie Player for PS3. Manage, convert and transfer media files between the PC and PS3.
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 06-15-2007, 03:01 PM
NotMe
Tablet PC Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Re: Official Microsoft Humour? OZ style...

LOL, That works for guns used in murders too... use the cutting feature of
acetylene torch to burn the gun to pieces.

Old hard drives come apart pretty easily, then the platters can be used for
skeet targets... they're a little more expensive than clay targets, but very
satisfying... BOOM, there goes Red Hat 6.2... BOOM, there goes UNIX...BOOM,
there goes Upyourbuttoo

--
A Professional Amateur...If anyone knew it all, none of would be here!
CarGodZeroOne********.com
Change Alpha to Numeric to reply
"Mac" <mac@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:481EB122-8CBA-4A7A-9B26-364B7EB2BCD4@microsoft.com...
> Okay it's Friday...
>
> 4. You're Totally Paranoid, so Get Out the Acetylene Torch
> I'm not kidding. The only absolute and assured way of protecting your data
> is to destroy the hard drive. To do that, you need to remove it from the
> computer. If you want to save the rest of the computer, touch the
> machine's metal frame before reaching in. Static electricity can wreck the
> circuitry.
>
> Unplug the wires on the hard drive and remove the mounting screws. The
> hard drive slides out from the back of its holder.
>
> The Pentagon shreds its hard drives. That should work, assuming you can
> find a hard-drive shredder. I've never seen one.
>
> You need to destroy the platters inside. Try smashing them with a hammer.
> Destroying them with a torch should work.
>
> Step 4 seems excessive to me. But you're right to be paranoid about this.
> Identity theft has become overwhelming. Personally, I would use Step 3. I
> believe in being careful, no matter who gets the computer.
>
> From
> http://www.microsoft.com/australia/s...harddrive.mspx
>
>
>
>



Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote

  #3 (permalink)  
Old 06-15-2007, 03:20 PM
Mac
Tablet PC Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Re: Official Microsoft Humour? OZ style...

Hehe...

"NotMe" <cargodZeroOne********.com> wrote in message
news:#5gDb95rHHA.884@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
> LOL, That works for guns used in murders too... use the cutting feature of
> acetylene torch to burn the gun to pieces.
>
> Old hard drives come apart pretty easily, then the platters can be used
> for skeet targets... they're a little more expensive than clay targets,
> but very satisfying... BOOM, there goes Red Hat 6.2... BOOM, there goes
> UNIX...BOOM, there goes Upyourbuttoo
>
> --
> A Professional Amateur...If anyone knew it all, none of would be here!
> CarGodZeroOne********.com
> Change Alpha to Numeric to reply
> "Mac" <mac@nospam.com> wrote in message
> news:481EB122-8CBA-4A7A-9B26-364B7EB2BCD4@microsoft.com...
>> Okay it's Friday...
>>
>> 4. You're Totally Paranoid, so Get Out the Acetylene Torch
>> I'm not kidding. The only absolute and assured way of protecting your
>> data is to destroy the hard drive. To do that, you need to remove it from
>> the computer. If you want to save the rest of the computer, touch the
>> machine's metal frame before reaching in. Static electricity can wreck
>> the circuitry.
>>
>> Unplug the wires on the hard drive and remove the mounting screws. The
>> hard drive slides out from the back of its holder.
>>
>> The Pentagon shreds its hard drives. That should work, assuming you can
>> find a hard-drive shredder. I've never seen one.
>>
>> You need to destroy the platters inside. Try smashing them with a hammer.
>> Destroying them with a torch should work.
>>
>> Step 4 seems excessive to me. But you're right to be paranoid about this.
>> Identity theft has become overwhelming. Personally, I would use Step 3. I
>> believe in being careful, no matter who gets the computer.
>>
>> From
>> http://www.microsoft.com/australia/s...harddrive.mspx
>>
>>
>>
>>

>
>

Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote

Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
How do I know an official Microsoft/Windows website? Wayne L. Windows Vista 8 05-24-2007 11:10 AM
Partition Style? Mike Oxbig Windows Vista 3 02-24-2007 07:00 AM
[Humour] Notes to Self CJ Chitwood {Circuit Breaker} Linux 4 01-17-2007 10:30 AM
Want Microsoft Official Course books on my TPC! MiniMage Windows XP Tablet PC Newsgroup 4 02-07-2005 11:16 PM
Pen and Ink, Microsoft style LPH Tablet PC - In The News 0 02-11-2004 12:49 PM


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 06:25 PM.


2003 - 2008 All Rights Reserved. Technology Questions

SEO by vBSEO 3.1.0