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| Official Microsoft Humour? OZ style... Okay it's Friday... 4. You're Totally Paranoid, so Get Out the Acetylene Torch I'm not kidding. The only absolute and assured way of protecting your data is to destroy the hard drive. To do that, you need to remove it from the computer. If you want to save the rest of the computer, touch the machine's metal frame before reaching in. Static electricity can wreck the circuitry. Unplug the wires on the hard drive and remove the mounting screws. The hard drive slides out from the back of its holder. The Pentagon shreds its hard drives. That should work, assuming you can find a hard-drive shredder. I've never seen one. You need to destroy the platters inside. Try smashing them with a hammer. Destroying them with a torch should work. Step 4 seems excessive to me. But you're right to be paranoid about this. Identity theft has become overwhelming. Personally, I would use Step 3. I believe in being careful, no matter who gets the computer. From http://www.microsoft.com/australia/s...harddrive.mspx |
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| Re: Official Microsoft Humour? OZ style... LOL, That works for guns used in murders too... use the cutting feature of acetylene torch to burn the gun to pieces. Old hard drives come apart pretty easily, then the platters can be used for skeet targets... they're a little more expensive than clay targets, but very satisfying... BOOM, there goes Red Hat 6.2... BOOM, there goes UNIX...BOOM, there goes Upyourbuttoo -- A Professional Amateur...If anyone knew it all, none of would be here! CarGodZeroOne********.com Change Alpha to Numeric to reply "Mac" <mac@nospam.com> wrote in message news:481EB122-8CBA-4A7A-9B26-364B7EB2BCD4@microsoft.com... > Okay it's Friday... > > 4. You're Totally Paranoid, so Get Out the Acetylene Torch > I'm not kidding. The only absolute and assured way of protecting your data > is to destroy the hard drive. To do that, you need to remove it from the > computer. If you want to save the rest of the computer, touch the > machine's metal frame before reaching in. Static electricity can wreck the > circuitry. > > Unplug the wires on the hard drive and remove the mounting screws. The > hard drive slides out from the back of its holder. > > The Pentagon shreds its hard drives. That should work, assuming you can > find a hard-drive shredder. I've never seen one. > > You need to destroy the platters inside. Try smashing them with a hammer. > Destroying them with a torch should work. > > Step 4 seems excessive to me. But you're right to be paranoid about this. > Identity theft has become overwhelming. Personally, I would use Step 3. I > believe in being careful, no matter who gets the computer. > > From > http://www.microsoft.com/australia/s...harddrive.mspx > > > > |
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| Re: Official Microsoft Humour? OZ style... Hehe... "NotMe" <cargodZeroOne********.com> wrote in message news:#5gDb95rHHA.884@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl... > LOL, That works for guns used in murders too... use the cutting feature of > acetylene torch to burn the gun to pieces. > > Old hard drives come apart pretty easily, then the platters can be used > for skeet targets... they're a little more expensive than clay targets, > but very satisfying... BOOM, there goes Red Hat 6.2... BOOM, there goes > UNIX...BOOM, there goes Upyourbuttoo > > -- > A Professional Amateur...If anyone knew it all, none of would be here! > CarGodZeroOne********.com > Change Alpha to Numeric to reply > "Mac" <mac@nospam.com> wrote in message > news:481EB122-8CBA-4A7A-9B26-364B7EB2BCD4@microsoft.com... >> Okay it's Friday... >> >> 4. You're Totally Paranoid, so Get Out the Acetylene Torch >> I'm not kidding. The only absolute and assured way of protecting your >> data is to destroy the hard drive. To do that, you need to remove it from >> the computer. If you want to save the rest of the computer, touch the >> machine's metal frame before reaching in. Static electricity can wreck >> the circuitry. >> >> Unplug the wires on the hard drive and remove the mounting screws. The >> hard drive slides out from the back of its holder. >> >> The Pentagon shreds its hard drives. That should work, assuming you can >> find a hard-drive shredder. I've never seen one. >> >> You need to destroy the platters inside. Try smashing them with a hammer. >> Destroying them with a torch should work. >> >> Step 4 seems excessive to me. But you're right to be paranoid about this. >> Identity theft has become overwhelming. Personally, I would use Step 3. I >> believe in being careful, no matter who gets the computer. >> >> From >> http://www.microsoft.com/australia/s...harddrive.mspx >> >> >> >> > > |
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