Bill Gates arrives before St. Peter, who is obviously excited for him to be
there. "Welcome, Mr. Gates!", he says, "since you're such a notable and
famous charachter, my boss has authorized me to let you choose your own
eternity."

Gates smiles. "Well, yes, that is only right", he tells St. Peter.

Peter leads him to what appears to be a peaceful park in a city. Some old
men are playing chess on a bench, there are mothers playing with their young
children in a playground, and older kids have a touch football game going
on. "Okay, not bad", Gates says, "how about my other choice?"

Peter leads him to a beach, where there is a volleyball game going on, a keg
of beer and the most beautiful women he has ever seen in the skimpiest of
bikinis. "That settles it", Gates says. "This is what I want". Peter says
"OK", and Gates is sucked into a fiery vortex, amidst the laughter of
demons.

As Gates disappears into the fiery pit, he yells at St. Peter "What about
the beach? What about the babes?"
St. Peter says "Bill, that was the demo".

I love a good joke.. that one was not...
Maybe that was a Beta, but that isn't funny either..
There's probably a good punch line out there...

"Jim Hubbard" <Jim@work.net> wrote in message
news:rBE8i.9311$xu.3836@bignews1.bellsouth.net...
> Bill Gates arrives before St. Peter, who is obviously excited for him to
> be there. "Welcome, Mr. Gates!", he says, "since you're such a notable and
> famous charachter, my boss has authorized me to let you choose your own
> eternity."
>
> Gates smiles. "Well, yes, that is only right", he tells St. Peter.
>
> Peter leads him to what appears to be a peaceful park in a city. Some old
> men are playing chess on a bench, there are mothers playing with their
> young children in a playground, and older kids have a touch football game
> going on. "Okay, not bad", Gates says, "how about my other choice?"
>
> Peter leads him to a beach, where there is a volleyball game going on, a
> keg of beer and the most beautiful women he has ever seen in the skimpiest
> of bikinis. "That settles it", Gates says. "This is what I want". Peter
> says "OK", and Gates is sucked into a fiery vortex, amidst the laughter of
> demons.
>
> As Gates disappears into the fiery pit, he yells at St. Peter "What about
> the beach? What about the babes?"
> St. Peter says "Bill, that was the demo".
>

Bill Gates outsourced the bulk of vista coding to hell...dead people labour
is cheap.
The aggreement was that after the work was done by the poor souls in hell MS
would provide lucifer
with a discount price in order to condem future arivals to use vista for
eternity.






"Jim Hubbard" <Jim@work.net> wrote in message
news:rBE8i.9311$xu.3836@bignews1.bellsouth.net...
> Bill Gates arrives before St. Peter, who is obviously excited for him to
> be there. "Welcome, Mr. Gates!", he says, "since you're such a notable and
> famous charachter, my boss has authorized me to let you choose your own
> eternity."
>
> Gates smiles. "Well, yes, that is only right", he tells St. Peter.
>
> Peter leads him to what appears to be a peaceful park in a city. Some old
> men are playing chess on a bench, there are mothers playing with their
> young children in a playground, and older kids have a touch football game
> going on. "Okay, not bad", Gates says, "how about my other choice?"
>
> Peter leads him to a beach, where there is a volleyball game going on, a
> keg of beer and the most beautiful women he has ever seen in the skimpiest
> of bikinis. "That settles it", Gates says. "This is what I want". Peter
> says "OK", and Gates is sucked into a fiery vortex, amidst the laughter of
> demons.
>
> As Gates disappears into the fiery pit, he yells at St. Peter "What about
> the beach? What about the babes?"
> St. Peter says "Bill, that was the demo".
>

Tiberius wrote:
> Bill Gates outsourced the bulk of vista coding to hell...dead people labour
> is cheap.
> The aggreement was that after the work was done by the poor souls in hell MS
> would provide lucifer
> with a discount price in order to condem future arivals to use vista for
> eternity.

That's been around for quite sometime. Change a few names and use it on
anything/anybody.
And no, it's not even funny, it's just plain stupid.
Frank

"That was the screensaver."

--
Best of Luck,

Rick Rogers, aka "Nutcase" - Microsoft MVP
http://mvp.support.microsoft.com/
Windows help - www.rickrogers.org
My thoughts http://rick-mvp.blogspot.com

"dwolf" <jojonospam********.com> wrote in message
news:%23Ot1e6hpHHA.1244@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>I love a good joke.. that one was not...
> Maybe that was a Beta, but that isn't funny either..
> There's probably a good punch line out there...
>
> "Jim Hubbard" <Jim@work.net> wrote in message
> news:rBE8i.9311$xu.3836@bignews1.bellsouth.net...
>> Bill Gates arrives before St. Peter, who is obviously excited for him to
>> be there. "Welcome, Mr. Gates!", he says, "since you're such a notable
>> and famous charachter, my boss has authorized me to let you choose your
>> own eternity."
>>
>> Gates smiles. "Well, yes, that is only right", he tells St. Peter.
>>
>> Peter leads him to what appears to be a peaceful park in a city. Some old
>> men are playing chess on a bench, there are mothers playing with their
>> young children in a playground, and older kids have a touch football game
>> going on. "Okay, not bad", Gates says, "how about my other choice?"
>>
>> Peter leads him to a beach, where there is a volleyball game going on, a
>> keg of beer and the most beautiful women he has ever seen in the
>> skimpiest of bikinis. "That settles it", Gates says. "This is what I
>> want". Peter says "OK", and Gates is sucked into a fiery vortex, amidst
>> the laughter of demons.
>>
>> As Gates disappears into the fiery pit, he yells at St. Peter "What about
>> the beach? What about the babes?"
>> St. Peter says "Bill, that was the demo".
>>

dwolf wrote:

> I love a good joke.. that one was not...
> Maybe that was a Beta, but that isn't funny either..
> There's probably a good punch line out there...
>
> "Jim Hubbard" <Jim@work.net> wrote in message
> news:rBE8i.9311$xu.3836@bignews1.bellsouth.net...
>> Bill Gates arrives before St. Peter, who is obviously excited for him to
>> be there. "Welcome, Mr. Gates!", he says, "since you're such a notable
>> and famous charachter, my boss has authorized me to let you choose your
>> own eternity."
>>
>> Gates smiles. "Well, yes, that is only right", he tells St. Peter.
>>
>> Peter leads him to what appears to be a peaceful park in a city. Some old
>> men are playing chess on a bench, there are mothers playing with their
>> young children in a playground, and older kids have a touch football game
>> going on. "Okay, not bad", Gates says, "how about my other choice?"
>>
>> Peter leads him to a beach, where there is a volleyball game going on, a
>> keg of beer and the most beautiful women he has ever seen in the
>> skimpiest of bikinis. "That settles it", Gates says. "This is what I
>> want". Peter says "OK", and Gates is sucked into a fiery vortex, amidst
>> the laughter of demons.
>>
>> As Gates disappears into the fiery pit, he yells at St. Peter "What about
>> the beach? What about the babes?"
>> St. Peter says "Bill, that was the demo".
>>
St. Peter says "Bill, that's the difference between marketing and reality."

Love and Kisses,
Doris

--
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Every flatscreen TV coming out of Asia today is Linux based. [Andrew Morton]
BallmerBumBois: Frank, Julian, Richard Urban, Jupiter Jones, Harry Krause,
Feliks Dzerzhinsky
Sorry if I missed anyone, place your name here _________________.

Anyone remember the screensaver "Bill Gates Does Windows"? It had a
character with a sledghammer knocking down a brick building. Very seldom did
I see the whole building get demolished as Windows 95 usually crashed with
this screensaver....it was kinda funny, and ironic that Win 95 would crash.
Vista bashers who never used Win 95 don't know how much better it is than
that version of Windows....hardly a day went by when my PC programs did not
crash and often the whole system had to be rebooted as Win 95 would freeze
up...

"Its getting better all the time"...Lennon and McCartney


"Rick Rogers" wrote:

> "That was the screensaver."
>
> --
> Best of Luck,
>
> Rick Rogers, aka "Nutcase" - Microsoft MVP
> http://mvp.support.microsoft.com/
> Windows help - www.rickrogers.org
> My thoughts http://rick-mvp.blogspot.com
>
> "dwolf" <jojonospam********.com> wrote in message
> news:%23Ot1e6hpHHA.1244@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
> >I love a good joke.. that one was not...
> > Maybe that was a Beta, but that isn't funny either..
> > There's probably a good punch line out there...
> >
> > "Jim Hubbard" <Jim@work.net> wrote in message
> > news:rBE8i.9311$xu.3836@bignews1.bellsouth.net...
> >> Bill Gates arrives before St. Peter, who is obviously excited for him to
> >> be there. "Welcome, Mr. Gates!", he says, "since you're such a notable
> >> and famous charachter, my boss has authorized me to let you choose your
> >> own eternity."
> >>
> >> Gates smiles. "Well, yes, that is only right", he tells St. Peter.
> >>
> >> Peter leads him to what appears to be a peaceful park in a city. Some old
> >> men are playing chess on a bench, there are mothers playing with their
> >> young children in a playground, and older kids have a touch football game
> >> going on. "Okay, not bad", Gates says, "how about my other choice?"
> >>
> >> Peter leads him to a beach, where there is a volleyball game going on, a
> >> keg of beer and the most beautiful women he has ever seen in the
> >> skimpiest of bikinis. "That settles it", Gates says. "This is what I
> >> want". Peter says "OK", and Gates is sucked into a fiery vortex, amidst
> >> the laughter of demons.
> >>
> >> As Gates disappears into the fiery pit, he yells at St. Peter "What about
> >> the beach? What about the babes?"
> >> St. Peter says "Bill, that was the demo".
> >>
>
>