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Old 05-11-2007, 07:50 PM
Spocks Buddy
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Lets do the math!!! :-)

2 billion people pressing on UAC buttons 10 times a day average for 3 years
until the next windows comes out gives us:

20 billions clicks a day times 3 years or 1095 days is approximately 2.2
trillion clicks.

Now lets take the IDIOTS who thought of this HORRID idea and condemn them to
click for the rest of their lives on UAC windows until they click all the
clicks the rest of the world clicks.. that would give us:

For the one stupid person who first came up with the idea will pay... lets
say he can manage to click 60 times a minute
for 18 hours a day that would give us: 64800 clicks a day on UAC windows...
in order to click 2.2 trillion times they would need 33950 days or 94
years.....

THAT WOULD KEEP HIM BUSY!!!! THE FRIKIN IDIOT!

But wait... in the 3 years that will have gone by we can easily add a
billion more users since china and india are booming in computer use... oh
well another 50 years for clicking 18 hours a day one click per second...

That should teach em!


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Old 05-11-2007, 08:30 PM
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Re: Lets do the math!!! :-)

You got nothing else better to do?
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Old 05-11-2007, 08:50 PM
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Re: Lets do the math!!! :-)

hey... why dont we put you to help the other guy click some clicks... you
seem arrogant enough to deserve such an honor.

even if he lives to 100 (-30 if he is 30 years old).. that leaves us around
80 years of uac button pushing for you.

Want a tip? use 2 mice one in each hand and you will need only 40 years..
see how I care? I saved you 40 years of clicking.

If you manage to click a mouse with your nose.. perhaps you can reduce it
further....



"Mr. Arnold" <MR. [email]Arnold@Arnold.com[/email]> wrote in message
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> You got nothing else better to do?[/color]


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Old 05-11-2007, 09:30 PM
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Re: Lets do the math!!! :-)

Mr. Arnold wrote:[color=blue]
> You got nothing else better to do?[/color]

heheheh...and could you believe that idiot doesn't even have Vista
installed!
Frank
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Old 05-11-2007, 09:40 PM
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Re: Lets do the math!!! :-)


"Spocks Buddy" <1111@11.11> wrote in message
news:e3XrF$ElHHA.4900@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...[color=blue]
> hey... why dont we put you to help the other guy click some clicks... you
> seem arrogant enough to deserve such an honor.[/color]

The only one silly enough to post and whine is you.

Is there a Pamper in the house so that I can change you?
[color=blue]
>
> even if he lives to 100 (-30 if he is 30 years old).. that leaves us
> around 80 years of uac button pushing for you.[/color]

Who is us?
[color=blue]
>
> Want a tip? use 2 mice one in each hand and you will need only 40 years..
> see how I care? I saved you 40 years of clicking.[/color]

No one cares about your solution. I think you need to start the project
yourself, because you seem young, dumb and wet behind the ears.
[color=blue]
>
> If you manage to click a mouse with your nose.. perhaps you can reduce it
> further....[/color]

But you see, you have a PEBKAC problem that's pronounced PEB-KAC.

The Problem Exist Between Keyboard and Chair.

I'll get a warm bottle ready for you so when you throw the fit, the fit is
going to come from you -- no doubt, I can give you the bottle and put you in
your crib.


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Old 05-11-2007, 09:51 PM
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Re: Lets do the math!!! :-)


"Frank" <fb@nospamm.cmm> wrote in message
news:%23GOr4WFlHHA.4188@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...[color=blue]
> Mr. Arnold wrote:[color=green]
>> You got nothing else better to do?[/color]
>
> heheheh...and could you believe that idiot doesn't even have Vista
> installed![/color]

Oh really, it makes sense now.

Spocks Buddy is aka Dennis Le Menice in a Pamper.

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Old 05-11-2007, 11:41 PM
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Re: Lets do the math!!! :-)

I have vista... Frank has this fantasy of me not having it.. because then he
can discredit me of not knowing what I m
saying.

The truth is that not only I have vista, but I know it better than him...


"Mr. Arnold" <MR. [email]Arnold@Arnold.com[/email]> wrote in message
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>
> "Frank" <fb@nospamm.cmm> wrote in message
> news:%23GOr4WFlHHA.4188@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...[color=green]
>> Mr. Arnold wrote:[color=darkred]
>>> You got nothing else better to do?[/color]
>>
>> heheheh...and could you believe that idiot doesn't even have Vista
>> installed![/color]
>
> Oh really, it makes sense now.
>
> Spocks Buddy is aka Dennis Le Menice in a Pamper.[/color]



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Old 05-12-2007, 12:40 AM
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Re: Lets do the math!!! :-)

"Spocks Buddy" <1111@11.11> wrote in message
news:e3XrF$ElHHA.4900@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...[color=blue]
> hey... why dont we put you to help the other guy click some clicks... you
> seem arrogant enough to deserve such an honor.
>
> even if he lives to 100 (-30 if he is 30 years old).. that leaves us
> around 80 years of uac button pushing for you.
>
> Want a tip? use 2 mice one in each hand and you will need only 40 years..
> see how I care? I saved you 40 years of clicking.
>
> If you manage to click a mouse with your nose.. perhaps you can reduce it
> further....
>
>
>
> "Mr. Arnold" <MR. [email]Arnold@Arnold.com[/email]> wrote in message
> news:61E9D56F-BBEE-411C-9E99-A591E4C60074@microsoft.com...[color=green]
>> You got nothing else better to do?[/color][/color]

2 billion? How ignorant can you possibly be?

You start a thread claiming you want to do math yet you can't even pull off
a 3rd grade math problem.

100-30 = around 80??? Wow!!!

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Old 05-12-2007, 01:30 AM
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Re: Lets do the math!!! :-)

Spocks Buddy wrote:[color=blue]
> 2 billion people pressing on UAC buttons 10 times a day average for 3 years
> until the next windows comes out gives us:
>
> 20 billions clicks a day times 3 years or 1095 days is approximately 2.2
> trillion clicks.
>
> Now lets take the IDIOTS who thought of this HORRID idea and condemn them to
> click for the rest of their lives on UAC windows until they click all the
> clicks the rest of the world clicks.. that would give us:
>
> For the one stupid person who first came up with the idea will pay... lets
> say he can manage to click 60 times a minute
> for 18 hours a day that would give us: 64800 clicks a day on UAC windows...
> in order to click 2.2 trillion times they would need 33950 days or 94
> years.....
>
> THAT WOULD KEEP HIM BUSY!!!! THE FRIKIN IDIOT!
>
> But wait... in the 3 years that will have gone by we can easily add a
> billion more users since china and india are booming in computer use... oh
> well another 50 years for clicking 18 hours a day one click per second...
>
> That should teach em!
>
>[/color]

Mouse manufacturers are clicking their chops :-)

Alias
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Old 05-12-2007, 02:00 AM
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Re: Lets do the math!!! :-)

I bet you pull everything off!

"Justin" wrote:
[color=blue]
> "Spocks Buddy" <1111@11.11> wrote in message
> news:e3XrF$ElHHA.4900@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...[color=green]
> > hey... why dont we put you to help the other guy click some clicks... you
> > seem arrogant enough to deserve such an honor.
> >
> > even if he lives to 100 (-30 if he is 30 years old).. that leaves us
> > around 80 years of uac button pushing for you.
> >
> > Want a tip? use 2 mice one in each hand and you will need only 40 years..
> > see how I care? I saved you 40 years of clicking.
> >
> > If you manage to click a mouse with your nose.. perhaps you can reduce it
> > further....
> >
> >
> >
> > "Mr. Arnold" <MR. [email]Arnold@Arnold.com[/email]> wrote in message
> > news:61E9D56F-BBEE-411C-9E99-A591E4C60074@microsoft.com...[color=darkred]
> >> You got nothing else better to do?[/color][/color]
>
> 2 billion? How ignorant can you possibly be?
>
> You start a thread claiming you want to do math yet you can't even pull off
> a 3rd grade math problem.
>
> 100-30 = around 80??? Wow!!!
>
>[/color]
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Old 05-12-2007, 02:11 AM
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Re: Lets do the math!!! :-)

"Mick" <Mick@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
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>I bet you pull everything off![/color]

You do? Ok.

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Old 05-12-2007, 08:30 AM
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Re: Lets do the math!!! :-)

Spocks Buddy wrote:
[color=blue]
> I have vista... Frank has this fantasy of me not having it.. because then
> he can discredit me of not knowing what I m
> saying.
>
> The truth is that not only I have vista, but I know it better than him...
>[/color]
What's to really know about any Windoze "operating system" other than click,
click, reboot, reboot, defrag, defrag, anti-virus update, update, update?
And then finally when the spambots have taken over, it's re-install,
re-install.

Love and Kisses,
Doris

--
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Title Says It All ... [url]http://tinyurl.com/2ssodl[/url]



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Old 05-12-2007, 10:00 AM
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Re: Lets do the math!!! :-)

"Mr. Arnold" <MR. [email]Arnold@Arnold.com[/email]> wrote:
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> You got nothing else better to do?[/color]

You haven't killfiled him yet? ;-)
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Old 05-12-2007, 12:00 PM
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Re: Lets do the math!!! :-)

You are stupid.. let me explain to your lizard brain what I meant...

a person can live up to 100 say ok? He is now 30 say... Im just guessing
his age, therefore from the 150 years he is sentenced to click on uac
buttons he can only do 70 years of the 150. and that leaves us with 80 more
years
for the other guy...

Its not my fault that you are incredibly stupid!




"Justin" <None@None.com> wrote in message
news:eRkUNDHlHHA.1244@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...[color=blue]
> "Spocks Buddy" <1111@11.11> wrote in message
> news:e3XrF$ElHHA.4900@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...[color=green]
>> hey... why dont we put you to help the other guy click some clicks... you
>> seem arrogant enough to deserve such an honor.
>>
>> even if he lives to 100 (-30 if he is 30 years old).. that leaves us
>> around 80 years of uac button pushing for you.
>>
>> Want a tip? use 2 mice one in each hand and you will need only 40 years..
>> see how I care? I saved you 40 years of clicking.
>>
>> If you manage to click a mouse with your nose.. perhaps you can reduce it
>> further....
>>
>>
>>
>> "Mr. Arnold" <MR. [email]Arnold@Arnold.com[/email]> wrote in message
>> news:61E9D56F-BBEE-411C-9E99-A591E4C60074@microsoft.com...[color=darkred]
>>> You got nothing else better to do?[/color][/color]
>
> 2 billion? How ignorant can you possibly be?
>
> You start a thread claiming you want to do math yet you can't even pull
> off a 3rd grade math problem.
>
> 100-30 = around 80??? Wow!!![/color]


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Old 05-12-2007, 02:11 PM
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Re: Lets do the math!!! :-)

"Spocks Buddy" <1111@11.11> wrote in message
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> You are stupid.. let me explain to your lizard brain what I meant...
>
> a person can live up to 100 say ok? He is now 30 say... Im just guessing
> his age, therefore from the 150 years he is sentenced to click on uac
> buttons he can only do 70 years of the 150. and that leaves us with 80
> more years
> for the other guy...
>
> Its not my fault that you are incredibly stupid![/color]

So now you claim:

"or 94 years" + "oh well another 50 years" = 150?

Maybe if you where able to put together a coherent post, more people could
understand what the heck you are talking about. I guess this is what
happens when your only education is TV.

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