The typical Linux user:

Ok, Microsoft windows is not the greatest software, so many of us want
an alternative. I would switch to another OS if one existed that
actually worked for the average home computer user and did not require
a weeks to get it halfway working, and only halfway because it never
will fully work. That leaves Linux out of the picture. Linux has
been and always will be a piece of ****.

Linux is the OS used by morons and losers! Those who spend days if
not weeks installing it, only to find it's so filled with bugs, so
they throw away weeks of work and get a different release of Linux,
and begin all over, and this goes on forever because Linux never has,
and never will be a usable OS. Yet, there are those who have nothing
else going on in their lives who listen to the lies and bull**** by
Linux users who make claims that it's the greatest thing since the
invention of the wheel. Of course most of us know that these people
never admit that it took them months of fussing with it to get it
installed, and they also never mention that it's not useful for most
applications, as well as half the features dont even work. Just
getting a printer to work correctly is nearly impossible. Of course
these same people continue to claim that Linux is great, and only do
so as a personal protest against Microsoft, and little more.

Lets take a look at the average Linux user:
The typical linux user is a mentally ill, obese 20 to 30 year old
highschool dropout with a face full of pimples, thick glasses, no job,
no life, lives with parents, and does nothing but eat junk food while
sitting in front of their computer all day every day, trying to make
it do something besides reboot and show screen savers.

On top of that, these Linux users are brainwashed by the cult that
develops Linux, and they are made to believe that Linux is actually
worth anything other than using the install CD as a drink coaster.

The reality of the situation is that Linux users spend so much time in
front of their comnputers that they rarely ever see other people face
to face. They have no people skills and do not know how to interact
with others in public. Their personality is similar to those people
who spend years in solitary confinement in a prison cell, and are
suddenly released into the world, unable to communicate or interact
with other human beings. Because of this, Linux users are some of the
rudest mother****ers you will ever meet. They do not want to interact
with others, and prefer to live in their own solitary cave where they
never have to interact with other humans. When they are forced to
interact with others, they take out all their months or years of
frustration with their computers on other people.

Linux is pure garbage. If you want to escape Microsoft, either get a
Macintosh computer, or quit using computers entirely and go find
another hobby. Whatever you do, DO NOT fall for the reams and reams
of bull**** about Linux. Linux never was and never will be worth
anything. It failed the first day it was released and continues to
prove it's worthlessness, year after year.

This is the truth and the whole truth about Linux. Feel free to post
lots of flames, because I will understand your frustrations from using
Linux and understand that you are completely lacking people skills.
Just remember, you imprisoned yourself the day you brought home that
Linux install CD, and you will forever be held hostage by it, unless
you seek out mental health counseling to release yourself from the
grips of the Linux Cult prison.

The Free Press ©2008

On Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:30:50 -0500, thefreepress@disconnected.com wrote:

Please do not feed the troll.

If you want to respond, go to alt.linux where he posted the same crap.

> Linux is pure garbage. If you want to escape Microsoft, either get a
> This is the truth and the whole truth about Linux. Feel free to post
> lots of flames, because I will understand your frustrations from using

Instead of comparing Linux against Window$ technically,
you went to harass Linux's users. This article has nothing
to do with operating system's design and robustness.

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> Please do not feed the troll.
> If you want to respond, go to alt.linux where he posted the same crap.

This article is a template. Swap "Windows" and "Linux" for something
else, like names of 2 presidential candidates, or whatever.... there
is no technical detail.

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thefreepress@disconnected.com wrote:

8< crap

****wit

plunk

thefreepress@disconnected.com wrote:

Plonk

--
Best Regards:
Baron.

> Linux is pure garbage. If you want to escape Microsoft, either get a
> This is the truth and the whole truth about Linux. Feel free to post
> lots of flames, because I will understand your frustrations from using

Instead of comparing Linux against Window$ technically,
you went to harass Linux's users. This article has nothing
to do with operating system's design and robustness.

--
@~@ Might, Courage, Vision, SINCERITY.
/ v \ Simplicity is Beauty! May the Force and Farce be with you!
/( _ )\ (Xubuntu 7.10) Linux 2.6.24.4
^ ^ 18:18:01 up 8 days 23:29 1 user load average: 1.07 1.03 1.00
ºî ´© (CSSA):
http://www.swd.gov.hk/tc/index/site_...ub_addressesa/

> Please do not feed the troll.
> If you want to respond, go to alt.linux where he posted the same crap.

This article is a template. Swap "Windows" and "Linux" for something
else, like names of 2 presidential candidates, or whatever.... there
is no technical detail.

--
@~@ Might, Courage, Vision, SINCERITY.
/ v \ Simplicity is Beauty! May the Force and Farce be with you!
/( _ )\ (Xubuntu 7.10) Linux 2.6.24.4
^ ^ 18:24:01 up 8 days 23:35 1 user load average: 1.09 1.08 1.02
ºî ´© (CSSA):
http://www.swd.gov.hk/tc/index/site_...ub_addressesa/

thefreepress@disconnected.com wrote:

8< crap

****wit

plunk

thefreepress@disconnected.com wrote:

Plonk

--
Best Regards:
Baron.