[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Loser [ ] Elvis
[ ] Tester [ ] FLAMENET [ ] Me too'er
[ ] Pervert [ ] Asshole [ ] **** Head
[X] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Moron
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Geek
[ ] AOLer [ ] Unbearably self-righteous person


You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] You posted a message in a newsgroup other than our topic
[ ] You posted an HTML message to Usenet
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You said "me too" to something or "Send ______"
[ ] You don't know which group to post in
[ ] You suck
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[X] Your sig/alias/server sucks / anything over 3 lines is SPAM!
[ ] You posted a (phone-sex or a make money fast) ad
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You crossposted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted racist ****
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] I think you might be a member of the Phreak Army
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You posted a "Test"
[ ] You junkmailed me

To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Give up your AOL/webtv/Yahoo Internet account
[X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the f****** FAQ
[ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test/misc.test

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me
[ ] Bite me
[ ] Get a life
[X] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] I think your IQ must be 7
[X] Take your s*** somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[ ] All of the above


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> Path: attbi_s04!attbi_s03!attbi_s02!attbi_s01!attbi_s51! attbi_slave61!attbi_master51!attbi_feed3!attbi.com !204.127.161.6!wn11feed!worldnet.att.net!63.223.4. 70!newsfeeds-atl2!news.webusenet.com!cyclone01.bloor.is.net.cab le.rogers.com!twister01.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers. com.POSTED!not-for-mail
> From: Zeusjr_paypal********.com (Zeusjr)
> Newsgroups: alt.computerlink, alt.computerlink.online, alt.computers, alt.computers.amiga
> Subject: Make Money Fast
> Message-ID: <711700912504@nntp>
> Lines: 116
> Date: Mon, 26 Jan 2004 00:46:04 GMT
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> X-Complaints-To: abuse@rogers.com
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> Xref: attbi_master51 alt.computerlink:199 alt.computerlink.online:682 alt.computers:4799 alt.computers.amiga:195
> X-Received-Date: Mon, 26 Jan 2004 00:46:09 GMT (attbi_s04)
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> BEFORE YOU READ ANY FURTHER CHECK OUT THE PROFILE FOR :
> singlefatherca********.com and see what he has made and bought from his profits.
>
> Follow the directions below and in two weeks you could have up to
> $2000.00 in your PayPal account. There is a very high rate of
> participation in the program because of its low investment and high
> rate of return. Just $5.00 to one person!
>
> THAT'S ALL !!!
>
> If you are a skeptic and don't think the program will work, I urge
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> think so many people are promoting it ?
>
> LOOK AT IT THIS WAY: If the Program is a total failure for you and you
> never get even $1.00 in return, your total loss will
> be the $5.00! If you are not yet a paypal member, there is no risk at
> all!!! If the Program is only moderately successful for
> you, your PayPal account will have several hundred dollars deposited
> into it within the next few days! If you actively
> participate in the Program, you could have up to $20,000.00 in your
> PayPal account within two weeks!
>
> Now let me tell you the simple details.
>
> Getting Started!!
>
> If you're not already a user of PayPal, the very first thing you need
> to do is go to PayPal and sign up. It takes two minutes
> and Pay Pal will deposit $5.00 in your account just for becoming a
> member. That makes this program's total cost $0!!! Follow
> this link to open your PayPal account:
>
> https://www.paypal.com
>
> Now log into your PayPal account, and send the PayPal account of the
> person listed in Position 1 $5.00 PayPal will ask you to
> select type. (Select "service" and put "$5.00 donation" for
> subject.) When person in Position 1 receives notification of your
> payment, you can simply copy this page and change the names in
> position #1 & #2 & #3 as instructed. Remember, only the person
> in Position 1 on the list gets your $5.00 donation. Send them a
> donation then remove #1PayPal account from the list. Move the
> other two accounts up & add your Paypal account to #3 position. After
> you have retyped the names in the new order,
>
> IMMEDIATELY send the revised message to as many people as possible.
> PROMOTE! PROMOTE! The more you promote the Program, the
> more you will receive in donations!! That's all there is to it.
>
> When your name reaches Position 1 (usually in less than a week) it
> will be your turn to receive the cash. $5.00 will be sent
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> $5.00 donation and receive up to $20,000 in less than
> two weeks. Because there are only (3) names on the list you can
> anticipate 80% of your cash within two weeks.
>
> Anytime you find yourself short on cash just take out your $5.00
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> sent it to 100 or even more. Most people spend more than $5 on the
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>
> THIS PROGRAM WORKS - JUST TRY IT
>
> POSITION # 1 PAYPAL ACCOUNT: sheripy******.com
>
> POSITION # 2 PAYPAL ACCOUNT: snritanita********.com
>
> POSITION # 3 PAYPAL ACCOUNT: Zeusjr_paypal********.com
>
>
> Integrity and honesty make this plan work.
> Participants who actively promote this program will average between $8000
> and
> $12000 and receive the donations within 3-5 weeks.
>
> This is not a chain letter. You are simply making a donation of $5.00
> to another person. The Program does not violate title
> 18 section 1302 of the Postal and lottery code.
>
> Remember -TIME is of the essence. YOU can choose to live
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>
> This program is about helping each other!
>
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>
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>
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