From your post, it seems like you are frustrated with your computer. The
reason is your mental capacity. It seems like you are show a couple hundred
trillion brain cells.

Wipe your computer clean.

Install Ubuntu

Go to the Ubuntu forums.

Bother them over there

Just FYI


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