You idiot! Everyone knows it is 2 days and 44 minutes the PC needs to be in
the freezer.

Geez........


"Kayman" <khkay@-invalid-mail.org> wrote in message
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> It isn't, actually.
> To overcome your predicament consider applying a method which was
> developed
> by the Society for Smoke Free Computers.
> 1. Fill up you bathtub with water, add about four to five large bags of
> ice
> available at your local supermarket.
> 2. Unplug your computer and carefully insert the unit into the bathtub.
> 3. Wait for about 57 minutes, then remove the computer and place it in an
> freezer for another 2 days and 45 minutes.
> 4. Remove the unit from the freezer and bury it.
>
> Rest assured, following the above mentioned procedure will rectify your
> problem.
>