"JEWboy" <Nojunkmetalblade@nojunkprodigy.net> wrote in message
news:%23KF1wBm%23JHA.1488@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...[color=blue]
>I haven't lost my virginity!
>
> It's the ROOT of this story! I was TRYING to lose virginity with varius
> objects, until I decided to find a partner via craigslist. It ended in me
> being damaged, but not screwed up.[/color]

I'd really like to put this statement to a vote!
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Don't pick a fight with an old man.
If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.